Scott 1000 Toilet Paper, 32 Rolls, Septic-Safe, 1-Ply Toilet Tissue , White

Ladies and gentlemen, bathroom connoisseurs and cheeky folks alike, gather 'round because we're about to embark on a positively hilarious review of Scott 1000 Toilet Paper, 32 Rolls! Yes, we're talking about toilet paper, and it's time to give credit where credit is due:Rolling in the Rolls: With 32 rolls, it's like the gift that keeps on giving. You could build a TP fort with this many rolls, or at least survive the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020.Scott, the Soft Sage: It's like having a friend named Scott who's soft, gentle, and always there when you need him. No need to send a holiday card, just grab another sheet.Toilet Paper Pyramid Scheme: You could build a TP pyramid with this stash and maybe start a cult of ultra-comfort bathroom experiences. Scott would be your spiritual leader.Unrolling Laughter: Unrolling this TP is like unearthing a treasure map to a hidden world of comfort. There could be dragons or maybe just a loo, but who's to say?Two-Ply Tango: This TP is two-ply, which is like a luxurious dance of softness for your derriere. It's the tango of toilet paper - smooth and supportive.Scott's Subtle Superpower: It's unscented, so you won't smell like a bouquet of roses, but hey, it's not perfume; it's toilet paper. You can still rock that au naturel scent with pride.Budget-Friendly Booty Bliss: The best part? It's budget-friendly. You don't have to sell a kidney for the luxury of comfortable bathroom breaks. It's like a golden ticket to TP paradise.In conclusion, Scott 1000 Toilet Paper, 32 Rolls, is like your trusty sidekick in the bathroom, always ready to save the day. It's soft, budget-friendly, and the gift that keeps on giving. So go ahead, roll with Scott and experience the tango of toilet paper luxury. Your derriere will thank you!

I'd stumbled on one ply a few years ago by accidentally picking up the wrong package of tp and not reading it. The first use of it I was like awww man this is one ply...Then I quickly realized the roll of one ply lasted me a lot longer then the two ply for some reason even though they were the same size rolls. Speaking of sizes, I'm getting really tired of these manufacturers messing with the sizes of tp and paper towels. Changing the names of the sizes-mega, super, big, etc. like you're getting a better deal but when you compare the sizes, they're smaller but yet, prices aren't declining. It's ridiculous. Anyway, that's when I remembered with septic, you should be using one ply. I was using a smaller store brand generic to Scotts, but then they kept raising the prices of it, so it was just as comparable to use the name brand. So, picked this up. Amazon shipping was ridiculous, almost 3 weeks out. But I waited. Glad I did and didn't cancel. This is much more superior to the store brand. Definitely softer-though if you're coming over from something like Charmin, you'll probably find this to feel like paper lol. The thickness is fine. Haven't tested out the ability to disintegrate, but I'll take their word for it. Overall happy with this, and so long as the price stays reasonable, I'll continue to buy it.

Great bargain excellent for septic systems no clogging ever

This stuff is great! It is thin and the paper would not be soft except it is so thin. It's also strong, but falls apart quickly in water so it won't plug plumbing. Feeling the texture when I first bought it, I wondered, but my wife and I both love it now for several reasons: 1) If you tear off a longer strip than usual for ordinary two ply, it is actually MUCH more effective...a wad of it contours much better and it's strong enough to wipe well and does not leave fragments on you 2) no perfume 3) no risk of clogs or septic problems (if you're on septic...we're on sewer) 4) a real BIGGIE: Does not leave lint all over everything in the bathroom. Safer, you're not breathing lint, and far less messy than the fluffy stuff. 5) a roll lasts MUCH longer than the two ply stuff...especially the fluffy two ply stuff.It may take a week or two to get used to it, but when you do you won't want to use the regular junk again if you care about the issues I listed!

I've been thru a lot of different TP brands thru the years, and without a doubt, Scott's is the best of them all. I've seen people on here complain that it's only a single ply. It is true it's a single ply, and it's a single ply much stronger than any double ply I've ever used. Double ply is just two thin wimpy plys, that rip off in your backside, needing to be picked out, yuck. I've seen folks complain when they wipe, their hand got wet. Well, go back to potty training 101, and learn how to wipe (never once have I got anything wet on my hand using Scott's.). Read someone say it's so thin, it falls apart as they pull it off the roll. LIE!!! As I mentioned above, this is single strong ply. If the folks that left these reviews are telling the truth in their feedback, then only thing that could be going on is they're getting a knock off brand that put a Scott's label on their package (but come on, these aren't shoes, folks aren't selling knock off toilet paper). So I beileve they have never tried it, read it was one ply and assumed it was no good, or they have some financial reason to straight out lie. I do not buy any other toilet paper, only Scott's. Only exception being during COVID lockdown, as I had to take what I could find, and I was reminded how awful and gimicky two ply really is.

It's to what else is there to say, you wipe your butt with it.