Name: Funny Science Joke Birthday Card - Science Teacher Birthday Card - Dear Scientists You Forgot About Us Morons - Humorous Greetings Card for Teacher
Brand: Swizzoo
Price: 22.31 USD
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🧪 Celebrate science with a laugh — because even morons deserve a card!

PREMIUM CRAFTSMANSHIP - Handmade with thick 300 gsm white hammer finish cardstock for a tactile, upscale feel that stands out in any card stack.
IDEAL SIZE READY TO GIFT - Compact 6 x 6 inches with a matching 100 gsm envelope—perfectly sized for mailing or hand-delivering with style.
SCIENCE HUMOR THAT CLICKS - A witty neutron-proton-moron joke guaranteed to spark laughs among science pros and enthusiasts alike.
BLANK CANVAS FOR YOUR VOICE - Inside is completely blank, giving you the freedom to personalize your message and make it truly memorable.
PERFECT FOR EVERY SCIENCE BUFF - Whether teacher, professor, student, or physician, this card nails the vibe for anyone who loves clever, smart humor.

This premium-quality, handmade 6x6 inch birthday card features a clever science joke about neutrons, protons, and morons, printed on thick 300 gsm white hammer finish cardstock. Blank inside for personalized messages, it comes with a 100 gsm envelope, making it the perfect humorous gift for science teachers, professors, students, and enthusiasts.

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