Psycho Slayer - Dark Arts Edition 9 Million Scoville Extract (15ml) *Limited Availability*

The hottest and most lovely excruciating pain so far felt in this iteration of life. Mind you, have been peppered sprayed and tear gassed trained in previous military active duty stints and can tell you this, Psycho Slayer - Dark Arts Edition 9 Million Scoville Extract, is about as close to putting a liquid version of it in your mouth. Your best bet is to dip a toothpick about a third of the way and go for it to give it that “quality assurance” test. Please consider eating PRIOR, like an butt-load of peanut butter on bread, to ensure to not puking and to minimize abdominal cramping. For those that get the “hiccups” - start praying. Putting anything more than precision pin-drops on a steak is meaningless as there will be leftovers. The 1MM Scoville sauces (e.g. Blair’s Ultra Death) and 3MM (e.g. Extreme Burn Artifact 3M Pepper Extract) are, for me, pleasurable (about a thick line of the 1MM or 7 to 10 drops of the 3MM) on a steak; this however, is on a whole different level. Neither much for taste nor burn for the first ten seconds and then party starts; a good five minute burn follows and then tapers down to what you may experience from a 3MM scoville sauce. Nice halo effect on the lips for about thirty minutes ensues. I cannot state enough to keep this away from children, pets, those with psychological / physiological issues and other good minded folk; heck, just put it in a gun safe between uses.For those “testing” the waters spit, DO NOT SWALLOW (no pun intended), as to avoid getting it down your throat and in contact with your stomach’s lining. Avoid drinking water, milk or eating ice-cream as it will just make it worse; just deal with it and let your sinuses pour from your mouth and enjoy the initial self-hazing and humbling moment before a second attempt... and yes, "The Ring of Fire" lyrics from the great Johnny Cash will bear significance somewhat thereafter.Kudos to the U.K. for this product.Well done Dr. Burnörium, well done.

This is the hottest thing you'll ever buy. I used to wake up by eating jalapeños and drinking tobacco. It takes a lot for me to call something spicy. This killed my stomach for a day. Even touching it, getting it on your skin, is dangerous. And I took a bunch, mixed to with food and took a big bite. My friend and I both did, and for the rest of the day, our stomachs were on fire. The warning labels all over the box are not jokes. This is seriously dangerous to eat. Definitely recommend for hot food lovers to try once. If you kind of like hot food, do not try this, but if you're okay with a level ten, this is right for you.

Handle with caution.

It isn't overtly overwhelming but it does pack a punch. Nobody else I know has been able to tolerate it so maybe I'm just broken. I got it to add spice to dishes like soups and chili, it does this very well. My only complaint is the total lack of any flavor at all.

Beautifully packaged. Great collectors item. Although, there’s next to no good reason to put this in your body. It was instantly life altering and I think for a moment, I saw God, calling me home. As I fought off the extreme mouth fire, my ears ringing, and the snot dripping, all I could think was “why do I do this?” I’m not really a milk drinker, but I became one for a good hour. That burning head was rough, but once it hits your stomach, you know you’ve made a mistake in judgment. 5 of 5 stars. Not for the faint of heart.

This is hot. I love hot things. I casually eat 6 million scoville hot sauce. This stuff is HOT. LIKE WAY HOT. flavor? Let's be honest....it tastes like turds. But we don't buy this for the flavor, do we? Don't mess around with this stuff, I ate a little too much and I felt like someone was ripping my ears off with pliers.

Got this as a gag giftTried it for fun, didn't put enough on the first time which is ironic because I knew it was hotter than that.So my bratwurst bite was a bit warm, but nothing to write home about...Psh! Amateurs or so I thought...Did a small drop per the instruction manual and songbook and intense isn't a strong enough word for what happened next and I'm still missing not having that seatbeltFirst it's hot, then it's pain, then it's searing into your tongue, and then you just want it to stop at any cost*cartoon steam coming from the ears*I devoured my queso & chips to take the edge off..It's also a lasting heat, it does not go away like the ever so mild habanero doesSo I thought that was it and I could move on with my dayNarrator - Oh he thought so so so very wrong!Remember the Haribo sugar-free gummy bears reviews?Yes, it's worse!To put it simply, lots of involuntary contractionsThen the smell was strong enough to detonate sheep at 20 pacesOnce chemical warfare had been waged in the bathroom and after showering for the third time, it was finally doneI had won but at what cost?Lastly, be warned as the jar is very hard to open and subsequently handle as you will get pure capsaicin all over your fingers.Your eyes will get very itchy immediately, do not rub any part of your face for any reason for the next 4-7 hours/days/weeks/yearsNo really...One drop is just too much without lots of micromeasurement practice, and in theory this weapons-grade stuff could liven up and make some really awesome curry.

Do not use more than a tooth picks worth at a time. If you have a really high tolerance for spicy stuff then use like 3-4 tooth picks worth.THICK BLACK TAR. It comes out on long, thinner than hair, strands that will get on stuff and you won't know about it until later. Trust me when I say it BURNS really bad on sensitive areas.Also; mix 1-2 pea sized drops in 2-3 cups of hot water and you get the best rodent deterrent ever.