Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Hand Sanitizer

Package came on time, wrapped very well. No damage at all.. happy with this purchase! There are many different bottle labels to choose from, a little on the expensive side but worth it for the novelty. It came just as advertised.I bought these bottles as gag gifts for stockings in my house. My 2 younger boys both got a "Thanks For Scooping My Poop" and my teen and guy got "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals".My younger kids always need that reminder to wash hands after cleaning the cat box, and lets face it, these older guys need frequent reminders about hands being in their pants "adjusting" themselves. This was an awesome reminder for everyone!The sanitizer itself is a plain, generic sanitizer. Works like it should. The bottle is awesome and can/will be refilled with a larger bottle I will buy at the drugstore so the bottles can be around keeping germs at bay for a long time to come!I will be buying a few more bottles as cute gag gifts, and am going to choose one for myself to carry around in my purse. Nothing like offering for someone to use some sanitizer and watching their face when they see the bottles! Definitely recommend this!

As most men will tell you, the older you get, the less you remember the act of touching your genitals. Pretty soon, you're touching those things all the time just re-arranging and otherwise shifting things, trying to get lefty to hang just right over the seam in your khaki's. It's not even for fun reasons anymore.But that's where this hand sanitizer really shines. I use "Maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer" a few times a day. It makes sure your hands are so fresh and so clean-clean regardless of whether or not you actually touched them. No need to keep complicated log books, or struggle to remember your last genital touching. This product will make sure your hands are as clean and germ free. And if you didn't actually touch them recently, no harm!Note: in general, you want to avoid using this hand sanitizer and THEN touching your genitals. If you do this, you will most decidedly and definitively recall the last time you touched your genitals because they will burn and sting for a very long time.

Liked how people at the poker table reached...lol

OK, so...I didn't quite notice the past tense in the title: touchED. I thought it was "Maybe You Touch Your Genitals", so I thought "HM...I touch my genitals often, so this product is perfect for me." I didn't realize that it was designed to be used AFTER you touch your genitals, not before or during. I guess I can chalk this one up as a learning experience, but be warned, this is not a personal lubricant as the picture of the sexy Asian woman would lead you to believe. Apparently, it is for washing up after you touch your genitals, but that seems silly to me because usually when I touch my genitals, I am already in the shower after an unsuccessful date. All in all, I suppose it does what it is supposed to, but I only gave it 4 stars because of the deceptive advertising.Edit: I was trying to be thorough with my review and I posted photos of me using the product, but they were taken down for some reason. Sorry

I purchased this for my husband as a stocking stuffer for Christmas. If he walked out of the bathroom after peeing without washing his hands one more time, I was going to cut them off. Working in the medical field, I know the importance of hand washing. So every time he would walk out without washing his hands, a person has to touch something. Whether it be the television remote, light switch, refrigerator handle, door knob, or our children; he has now gotten his penis germs all over that item for the next person to pick up (makes you think twice about hand washing now, doesn't it?). I was sick of chasing him around the house with lysol and can't always be home to make sure that he is sanitized before putting his penis germs on our kids when tucking them in or making them a meal (gross). He is now on board with sanitation since I put one of these in every bathroom of our home and he is able to use it freely (as long as he uses it).

Not sure how to write a serious review of this so I won't. Maybe you touched your genitals had sanitizer has been a life saver for me. Working in the business industry it's a must! You never know when a new business client has just had a private moment before wanting to shake your hand and this product can put your mind at ease knowing none of those innapropriate germs will end up being passed around. Thinking about on a deeper level, really the germs are still there it's just that they are all dead. I might just get out my driving gloves and use them for hand shaking as well then I don't have to cringe every time the alcohol finds each and every little paper cut and hang nail on my hands. This also makes for a funny joke gift you actually have real friends that aren't cats.

I got to say, I kept this bottle with me at all times till it ran out and you wouldn’t believe how many people asked for a squirt! I had to have had at least 8 people a day asking for a squirt and NONE of them denied that they had touched their genitalia! My coworker Kurt asked for a squirt and I didn’t even see him go to the bathroom before.. which leads me to believe that Kurt touches his genitalia at his desk.. I don’t interact with Kurt much these nor do I even dare go near his desk. Be careful, you learn a lot with a bottle of this stuff.

Gave this to my high school best friend as a gift for Christmas. He thought it was so cute and funny and he completely loved it. It's basically a general hand sanitizer, nothing super special or different about it than other ones, but the labels are really cute. The back also has funny sayings on it, and that adds to it. Overall I thought it was so cute and funny and my friend thought it was really cute and funny too. The only thing I really had to take into consideration was whether his mom would appreciate the humor too, but it was all good. It functioned well as a hand sanitizer, it was a really good gift, and it wasn't very expensive.