LUXE Bidet NEO 320 Plus - Patented Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Innovative Hinges to Clean, Slide-in Install, Advanced 360° Self-Clean, Warm, Dual Nozzles, Feminine & Rear Wash (Chrome)

OMG, where has this been all my life. It's like my induction cooktop, a life changer.PRO: Easy to install (except not a good fit with my seat),Easy water connectionsEasy and simple to use (I tried the expensive electric versions and they were horrible to use)Does a great job (I still use a small amount of tissue to dry)It has a self-cleaning featureI didn't know I needed it for regular use until I used itHas a warm water option though I did not use and it's ok even on a wellCON: It is too thick for my seat, so I had to use spacers on my seat to levelI would highly recommend a simple version of bidet and this one in particular

I've been low-key wanting to add a bidet attachment to my toilet for a while now and finally got around to doing my research and decided to go with this one as a high-quality but affordable option. I decided to get the one that gives you warm water even though there's an extra (plumbing-related) step to installation.I had some trepidation about the installation, as I am SO far from a plumber or handyman or even DIY kind of person, and unscrewing pipes freaks me out. The installation definitely took longer than the advertised 10 minutes; however, it was not impossible and I did manage to get it done in about 30-45 minutes total (though I took a break to eat lunch during a moment of frustration so not sure exactly how long it actually took since I wasn't paying that much attention).The instructions were clear and easy to understand by and large--much more so than what you usually find with instructions on things like this--and you can also see little step-by-step videos on their website if you run into problems. I did run into a couple of issues. I didn't have any problem with the first few steps of the installation--setting up the attachment on the toilet, hooking up the cold water line.Where I ran into problems was on the second part, connecting the hot water under the sink. The first time I tried to connect it, I guess I didn't get the hot water tube all the way onto the T-valve firmly enough, so when I tried turning on the bidet, it shot right out and was spraying water furiously from under the sink (fortunately, the stream went straight into my bathtub so didn't create too much of a mess! but word to the wise--make sure that hot water tube is ALL THE WAY on and flush with the threads; it's hard to get on there, don't think, "Oh this is probably good enough," just keep pushing it harder).That was easy enough to fix (and easy enough to identify where the problem had been). So I fixed that, put everything together, tried the bidet again, and it worked great. But then I noticed that there was a (small but persistent) leak around the T-valve under the sink. Can't have that. This time, it was not as readily apparent what the problem was. I tried tightening everything as much as I could (again) but it was still leaking (and I couldn't even tell exactly where from), so I ended up having to take the whole thing apart again (just the hot water T-valve under the sink, not the entire bidet or anything), put more plumbers tape, and screwed everything back in as tight as I could get it. I guess that must have been the problem before (not tight enough somewhere, or needed more plumbers tape?) because this time it worked...the bidet works great and no leaking (at least not that I've seen yet).My advice for people like me who are intimidated by DIY projects: You can definitely do this, at least if you have access to all the water sources and connections you need, and it can be a one-person job (I did it alone), but expect it to take at least half an hour (don't do it when you're in a rush) and just be patient...As for the bidet itself: It's been less than 24 hours but so far I love it. I don't know if this has to do with the water pressure at my house or the bidet, but the flow is STRONG, so use caution when you try it out the first couple of times--it can blow you away; open it slowly--and (lesson learned) don't test it out when you're not actually sitting on the toilet, unless you want it to spray your wall. It does not stay in the toilet if there's no butt there to catch the spray.But I can definitely see that this is going to both save a lot of toilet paper while also making me feel cleaner, because let's face it...as one of my Italian friends said one time in explaining the value of a bidet to ignorant Americans like me and my friends...if you accidentally put your hand in dog poo, would you feel clean enough just wiping it off with paper, or would you want to use water? Fair analogy and I think the answer is pretty obvious. Team Bidet 4 Life over here!

The LUXE Bidet NEO 320 Plus has completely changed how I feel about bathroom hygiene. The coolest feature is that it flips up, making it super easy to clean those hard-to-reach spots. Plus, the 360° self-cleaning mode keeps everything fresh and spotless without me having to do much.Installing it was way easier than I expected! The design lets you put it on quickly without removing the whole toilet seat, and the hinges make small adjustments simple even after it’s in place.The dual nozzles are awesome—they work perfectly for both back and front washes. The option to use warm water is such a luxury, especially on chilly days. It's also great for expecting moms or anyone who wants a little extra comfort.It looks great too! The sleek and modern design blends right in, and the knobs are super easy to use. Adjusting the water pressure is a breeze, and the compact size doesn’t take up much space.The best part? It comes with an 18-month warranty (which you can extend to 2 years), so you know it’s built to last.Overall, I love this bidet! It’s easy to use, keeps everything clean, and makes your bathroom feel a little more luxurious. Highly recommend it to anyone thinking about making the switch!

Okay, installing any sort of bidet like this is a massive PITA depending on your hookup, but with some care and planning you can get it done with no real issues. The wife *loves* this thing (so much we bought a second one for the downstairs bath - yay, more install), and uses it every day. Assembly is straight forward, just plan your hot water routing and buy multiple lengths of cold water supply lines because you will 100% get it wrong. The hot water diverter needs work and impedes the flow - once the weather shifts I'm gonna redo that because it's just not working out. Dinging a star because of this.That being said, the actual operation is perfectly fine and performs the Enterprise Maneuver on Uranus just like you expect. The hot/cold balance is nice, and I like the "flip up for cleaning" hinge action.I would like if they put more visible text on the controls, or even better, put some raised 'blind' textures so we can determine where things are at in the dark or in dim lighting.Overall, good value for the money. If I had a 3rd bath (and the house to go with it!) I'd get it again.