"Retro" Unisex Squared Celebrity Star Simple Clear Lens Fashion Glasses

These are great glasses if you're testing alien crystal samples in a large Anti-Mass Spectrometer. What happens if that crystal sample happens to, I don't know, resonate enough to tear a rift between its originating planet and Earth? Did you ever think you'd see a Resonance Cascade, let alone create one? Well, fear not my science friend! These glasses are a badass sidekick for fighting hordes of Headcrabs, pesky Barnacles, electrifying Vortigaunts badass Bullsquids, harassing Houndeyes, stupid Snarks, and jerkbag HECU grunts. The glasses don't even back down during interdimensional travels to fight an alien leader holding open the rift from the resonance cascade. They instead eat that leader for breakfast with a side of unbuttered whole wheat toast!Cataclysmic quantum events are no match for the badassery of these bad boys. Wearing these glasses give you nothing short of limitless potential.

Exactly what I wanted

They are super adorable and I get tons of compliments when I wear them. I gotta be honest though, they hurt. After an hour or two of wearing them, they start to make my ears super sore where they rest on them.I don't even care though. It's worth it. They're that cute.

I have gotten SO many COMPLIMENTS while wearing these. I need to order another pair because they're currently hanging out in the Mississippi river...whoops. the frames are large so they sort of give a "geeky" look.. my face is heart shaped and complimented it. I recommend these!

I bought 2 pair because the last pair I bought broke. It seemed like they broke within the first 2 weeks. I only wear them once a week. This time both frames broke within 2 weeks. First pair broke the first time I went to put them on. I'm not a gorilla. I put glasses on just like everyone else. Just slide them on your face. Second pair broke the second or third time I tried to put them on. THEY ARE JUST SUPER CHEAP. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY.

I have never had a product break this fast. I just received them 2 weeks ago, and have NEVER worn them, and they've already broken in 2 places, all I did was take it out of the packaging, and try them on 1 time, ONE! and I didn't wear them out of the house, I just tried them on to see how they would look. I liked it, folded them up delicately and slightly placed them on top of my dresser. I just tried them on for just the second time, and as soon as I picked it up from the dresser, one of the lenses fell out of its frame, and I found that the top part of the frame had somehow split. I don't know how they broke as they seemed fine when I first tried them on and I'd only worn them for an hour. Then I still tried to find a way to bind them together by gluing the plastic lens back in, and found that the second frame split. I mean, I figured they'd be kind of cheap... but not instantly disposable. Don't waste your time or dollars on these!!

Glasses were HUGE as I see now from many who purchased them. Size given is just for the lens, and not for the height and width of the classes + lens. They are also made of very cheap/low quality/thin plastic.And if you want to return them, they want the customer to pay consumer rates for shipping along with a 10% fee for them to put the glasses back on the shelf.This is why if you have Amazon Prime, ONLY buy from prime sellers. I will never buy from this seller again.

Glasses feel sturdy enough but feel "hollow", I guess because its just a plastic lens and not glass. Color is nice (brown), but feels a little tight behind the ear after a while. The bridge over the nose is too thick at almost 1/2 an inch. This is the main drawback, and I will probably not really wear them because of this. Could be ok for a Clark Kent constume