Party suits get you perks. Christmas suits get you more perks. The Nutcracker, though, may get you the most perks: Bartenders doubling down on your drink, strangers undressing you with their eyes, whole-shelled nuts begging for mercy at your feet, and you literally saving whole dollars not maintaining a mothball stash to protect some saggy sweater.æ They say a picture's worth a thousand words, and that's what we're about to use to literally describe what you could view in the photos above. Kiddingƒit's a bunch of classic looking nutcrackers on a white suit jacket with matching green pants and a green tie. Way less than 1000 words.æ Brought to you by Shinesty, peddlers of the most outrageous clothing on Earth. Clothes that look as good on you as they do after being torn off and strewn across your bedroom floor in a fit of passion. Life's too short for boring clothing. Stay Weird and Shine On.
J**W
keep in mind how small the sizes run
I normally wear a size 42 jacket but knowing how the clothing from China runs VERY small, I ordered a 3x and it fit perfect. Everyone raved over the jacket that it was not cheap looking and actually relatively well made. I was very happy with the purchase but keep in mind how small the sizes run
K**R
No pants!!
The jacket and tie are very nice but where can I get the pants?? And can I get them in a few days??
K**A
Five Stars
Surprisingly great quality, fun jacket for the holidays
B**R
Five Stars
cant wait to wear it again!
S**Y
Looks great and the fabric feels great
Looks great and the fabric feels great, but was way too large. Wish they had smaller size options. Maybe they were out and will have more sizes closer to next Christmas.
A**R
disappointed in the size
This jacket isn’t a 52......disappointed in the size!!!!
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