Newport Jerky Company Bag of Edible Magical Unicorn Poop

Name: Newport Jerky Company Bag of Edible Magical Unicorn Poop
Brand: Newport Jerky Company
Price: 31.15 USD
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 93284034

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These Magical Peanuts are Deep Fried and have an Edible Shell. Eat the Whole thing. NO MORE MESS!
Makes for a Perfect Stocking Stuffer
Great White Elephant Gift, Secret Santa Gift or Yankee Swap Gift
Hand Made in the USA

Our Unicorn Poop (Deep Fried Peanuts with Magical Edible Sprinkles) makes the Perfect Magical Unique Gift. There is no need to take the shells off. You eat the whole peanut shell and all. Why? Because Unicorn Poop is Magical!!! Did you know that Unicorns only Poop once every 3 years on the 2nd hour of the Harvest Moon? Our highly trained staff of Fairy Leprechauns follow a Double Rainbow to its end to find this Special Poo (not gold like you may have read in books). Once found, they fill their magical rainbow poo sacks and bring it to us for packaging to share with the rest of the Universe. We hope you enjoy this very rare gift as much as we do. We do not recommend eating these delicious snacks around anyone who has peanut allergies.

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