Green Valley Cleanser – Natural Herbal Colon Cleanse Detox Supplement | Supports Digestion, Bloating Relief & Regularity | 8 oz Liquid

Y'all saw the title, right? My review is 48hrs later lol I read the reviews and still wanted to try it. I just prayed it wouldn’t smell like hotdog water, that it was thin and that I didn’t poop on myself. Well, friend lol I left this on the counter 24hrs because I knew I needed to be in the vicinity of a toilet. Literally woke up the next day, took my retainer out and went straight to the kitchen. Already knowing what time it was. I gave it one heck of a shake. Thank Goodness it wasn’t thick. I popped the top and seal. I immediately smelled hot dog water. I almost talked myself out of it y’all. I went and got on the scale to change my thoughts. I weighed in at 145lbs. I read folks say they drank w a straw, had a chaser. I brewed me some coffee. I hit brew, I immediately took the bottle to the head. It DEFINITELY tastes like stomach acid… like when you’re done throwing up but your body reflexes and you got some bile on your tongue. Yeah, that. I finished the bottle. I didn’t close my nose. Didn’t use a straw just told myself to drink it or imma have to drink it again. My stomach got hot! I let the coffee cool a bit and drank it to get the taste out of my mouth. Sat down maybe 30 min and just took myself and my Bible to the toilet, I ain’t know what I was in for. TW: there was some hard stool at first, everything else was liquid. I went to the bathroom 3x day one. The first time was the “worst” the second and third was residual liquid. No tenderness. No hurt stomach. It def smelled like the stuff I drank lol I didn’t leave my house btw. It’s 48hrs later. No more poop. I lost 1lbs. I am a bit dehydrated, bc my lips feel super dry. That’s my review! I would assume if you’ve been backed up, this is for you. It’s tolerable, to me. I’d do it again. But as the title mentions, I’ve had surgery so I’m not sure if it has affected me as much as others since I really don’t have a stomach.

I read through the reviews trying to see if this was a good fit for me and let me tell you it was. Let me give you the negative 1st....them smell is loud smelled like perm..........the taste was awful it tasted like cigarettes and rotten food...But I thought I had a trick to bypass the smell and taste so I stuck tissue up my nose and after each big swallow w/straw I manage to get it down only to taste it at the back of my throat so I had grapefruit juice (that I used to chase with) and I swished it around in my mouth and swallowed it. For me it did the trick someone bc each swollen I spoke to myself saying you can do this you got this dont forget why you are doing this (my pep talk to myself). I had to take the tissue out of my nose so that i could breathe well maybe 30 minutes after i was able to the majority of the bottle down (I had about 2 tablespoons left) which in my eyes was to much for me to chug through. I sat around bc I thought maybe about 10 mins something would happen but it didnt do I started to do little things like get my water ready for the bathroom stay get reading material and charge my phone just in case. All of a sudden I felt like I had to pass gas I sat there for maybe a minute and said YOU need to get to the bathroom now! Thank goodness I have my own bathroom in my room I sat on the toilet and no sooner than i opened up to pass gas bowel juice and bowel bursted out of me like i never seen. I sat on the toilet for 15 mins before i was sure nothing else would come out of my body! That was round 1............round 2 was 30 mins after and at first i thought i needed to lay down bc i started getting chills I took a cat nap and woke up bc again I felt that same feeling of needing to pass gas but bc of the reviews I knew that was a trick I quickly got up and went into the bathroom and again the same thing happened this time I could smell the concoction that I took and immediately opened 1 of my bottles of water and drank it all down. (The thought was I didnt want to be dehydrated and I most def didnt want to smell like that do make sure I got it all out with constantly drinking. Again it was another 15 mins on the toilet........round 3 I still had the taste in my mouth for a long while even after scraping my tongue and brushing my teeth and using mouth wash so I went ahead and chopped up some cucumbers and poured lemon juice over the cucumbers and ate that and it seem to do the trick....but about 30 min I heard my stomach making noise and i went to the restroom and of course bowel juice and bowels flooded the toilet. TMI i looked in the toilet and seen some of my cucumbers in there. So its cleaning my out. That was that 1st night and this is the morning after I felt good and was like ok that was a good cleansing but nope its a full 24 hrs from when you take it (I did start late on sat maybe about 6pm) When I went to the restroom im still flushing stuff out! This product does exactly what it said it would it cleans you out. Things to remember: 1.Have plenty of water 2. dont trust the passing of gas get to the toilet immediately 3. have wipes they are more handy than toilet paper 4. Remember why you are detoxing its for a better healthier you! 5.Last but not least enjoy this journey.

This stuff smells and taste horrible but boy does it work!! I have ordered this stuff maybe six or seven times and EVERYTIME it works like a charm. The minute I feel bloated and uncomfortable I will place and order but I don’t leave my house for two days because once it starts it’s game over! No stomach pain and it is all natural which I love nothing but herbs. You would think that after you were cleaned out your stomach would hurt but it doesn’t it soothe your stomach. I love this stuff and highly recommend to anyone who needs a flush. I do these like three times a year on top of pro post pre biotic to keep my gut as healthy as I can. It’s a must try you will feel so much better but make sure you are staying home the day!

I read the reviews and thought people were Weak A.F. Wahhh it smelled and tasted bad, Wahhh. Truth be told, I purchased this one from among the rest just to see how bad it really tasted and smelled just to prove the other reviewers were P@#$Ys. The wrath and fury this product brought upon my senses was like no other, seriously it is as horrid as advertised. It was a vile and earthy, yet unnatural smell that is most certainly nauseating. It was unlike anything else I have ever ingested. It resonated in my nostril region for what seemed like ages. I had to split it up, 4oz and 4oz and drank both within the hours of 6pm and 7pm. I chugged as fast as I could and mixed in 4oz of black cherry sparkling water with each. Within 45 mins I knew something was brewing, it felt like pocket sized Ronda Rouseys were getting choked out in my belly. No "action" by 10pm when I fell asleep, though it was def a war zone in there. When I woke up, it was roughly 12 hours after I consumed the hazardous waste that is Green Valley Cleanse. About 6:30am, I sat on the throne and the magic happened. I sat for about 30 mins browsing youtube watching People are Awesome videos while on-and-off doing the damn thing. That was it. No more no less. 30 mins. Wasn’t what I expected, though I am not really sure What I expected. I guess I thought it would be this ongoing S@#$ fest with uncontrollable bowels of fury. 4 stars because I guess it technically worked to clean me out( Though I suspect it didn’t give me a complete release of waste but I can’t scientifically prove it), but the taste and smell...Ths ish was the real-deal Holyfield NASTY. P.S. I took for a weigh loss competition at work to drop some bonus pounds. It was good for a few pounds I suppose.

I'll start by saying I drink 3 Ballarina Tea at least once per week. It makes you go, is cheaper and tastes like tea. I bought this "cleanser" to help kick start a healthier lifestyle, clear my system and drop water weight. Woke Friday AM and went to the bathroom- #2. Weighed myself. Went about my day, had a regular lunch, dinner and a couple snacks. 11:15PM decided to drink this stuff. Taste is terrible. Reminds me of stomach acid vomit. It was hard to get down to the point I was gagging it back up. That triggered my acid reflux. I drank some water and took a scoop of peanut butter. Ended up having to drink a cup of Alkaseltzer to stop the reflux burning. 2:35AM woke up feeling like I needed to go to the bathroom. No cramps, no pain no gas. I peed a lot and peed a lot of dark liquid from my butt. Nothing solid passed just dark liquid. I had some water and then felt like I might go again.. Once again I passed dark liquid from my butt and nothing solid. This happened once more before I went back to bed, but all in a short time. Around 6:30AM woke again and passed the same dark liquid then back to bed till 9AMish and the same. 10:30AM weighed and was down 1 pound likely from losing all that liquid. Ate toast and had some juice then went again. Every time I drank anything it passed through my butt within a half hour or less. Always liquid never anything solid. This went on till about 2:30PM. At that point it was basically done till around 7PM when I passed more dark liquid. Then again after drinking water around 9PM same liquid passed. Woke the next morning still down that 1 pound. Stomach was bubbly so thought I may need to go again, it was squirty gas a couple times. YUCK! Throughout that day I worried I may need to go as my stomach was bubbly on and off and I was at Busch Gardens. Didn't drink much as I was worried about passing whatever I drank like the day before. Made it through the day without issues. When I got home I was wicked thirsty and as soon as I drank water I passed it through my butt. That last time was about 6:30PM on Sunday. I didn't feel any major energy boost or anything spectacular after using the cleanse. I do feel if I didn't already use the tea once in a while to go then my system would likely be more backed up and then I would have had a more similar experience to the others trying this product. I think it is a laxative so will make you poo or pass what's sitting in your colon.. so it does that for sure, but as far as giving energy or making me feel healthier it did not. I felt like ya do after you poop which is like ya don't have to. For me I'll stick to the Ballarina tea as I can buy 3 packages for 20 bucks and the taste is manageable. It tastes like tea while not causing my acid reflux to flair up. Shipping was fast, was packaged well, service is good and it will make you poop. Everything you drink will also pass through your butt all day. For me I won't add it to my routine as my tea does the trick without the hassle of a whole day down or the puke taste that brings on gagging and acid reflux.

wow okay so these comments weren’t lying. it is the most disgusting thing i’ve ever drank in my life HOWEVER this thing WORKS OMG i lost four pounds in four hours this thing cleared me OUT wow. i had to chase it with cherry juice. the smell and taste is awful but the results make it worth it. i drank it at 3:30 PM and finished it before 4:00 PM. first bowel movement within 30-45 minutes and was maybe fully done with being on & off the toilet at around 8/8:30 PM. stay close to a toilet like five feet away because you’re going to need the toilet for pretty much the next few hours after drinking it. will definitely buy again.

If you want to be cleansed within an inch of your life, then this is for you. The taste is absolutely disgusting, but once you get past it, be prepared for a roller coaster ride. You will realize that you have taken your life into your own hands and this ride is not easy to get off of lol. When it says it will cleanse you, it will cleanse you. Stay close by a bathroom, preferably the one at your home.

This taste so HORRIBLE!!!! I had to take it with a smoothie in order to tolerate it to drink. HOWEVER, it does works within an hour or so. It does exactly what the label says. I would recommend taking it in the morning and plan on staying home at least a day or 2 to ensure you're completely flushed. Make sure to have access to multiple toilets in the household and plenty of tissue and/or wipes. I would recommend this product.

I drank it 24 hours ago and nothing happened yet... I hope I can change my rating because it will start to do something in my body.