Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Green Fortune Cookies For St. Patrick's Day, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12
Product ID: 781771448
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- OccasionBirthday Mardi
- FlavourVanilla
- Diet typeVegan
- Number of Items1
- Unit count3.9 Grams
🌱100% vegan & dairy free
🍀12 edgy green cookies
😂100% professionally written humor
$65.79
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- OccasionBirthday Mardi
- FlavourVanilla
- Diet typeVegan
Description
🍀 Crack open chaos: The only fortune cookies that bring the laughs, not luck!
- VEGAN DAIRY FREE DELIGHT - Individually wrapped, plant-based cookies that keep your conscience as clear as your humor.
- NO JOKE REPEATS GUARANTEED - Unique fortunes in every box—spot a repeat and you get to fire a random employee (just kidding, but seriously unique!).
- PROUDLY MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS - Crafted in the fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana, ensuring quality and local pride.
- TWISTED LAUGHS IN EVERY BITE - Outrageous, salty fortunes crafted by pro comedy writers to spark nonstop laughs.
- ULTIMATE ST PATRICKS DAY ICEBREAKER - Kickstart your party with bold, conversation-provoking messages that break the ice and maybe some egos.
Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies deliver 12 uniquely hilarious, vegan-friendly green cookies with professionally written, irreverent fortunes perfect for St. Patrick’s Day parties. Individually wrapped and dairy-free, these cookies guarantee no repeated jokes and are proudly made in Indianapolis, making them the ultimate conversation starter for any gathering.
Specifications
| Product Dimensions | 10.8 x 6.35 x 24.77 cm; 141.75 g |
| Additives | Vegan |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Units | 3.9 Grams |
| Brand | Miss fortunes |
| Format | Fortune Cookie |
| Special Feature | Dairy Free |
| Package Information | Carton |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
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