Novelty Joke Jesus Pet Rock with Walking Leash

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This is the dumbest idea that ever made a million bucks for the guy who first thought of it. Actually, not so dumb either. We’re talking about pet rocks – pets that don’t bite, bark, slither around the furniture, leave poo all over the place or solicit love and affection on a continuing basis. The Gift Oasis presents Pet Rocks, a series of mild-mannered, innocuous rocks that perfectly reasonable people can gift to their loved ones this Christmas. We have them in five different variations – get stoned on the Marijuana pet rock, call Jesus urgently through your pet rock by staring at it continuously, tilting your head back and closing your eyes, and so on, You get the general drift… The stones come with their own bed of hay and a walking leash to keep them from getting out of control. People say that they are most durable, silent and resilient pets anybody could ever have. It is this word-of-mouth that has made pet rocks into the brand that it is today!