Name: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild We Will Wash You Freddie Mercury Soap - Made in the USA, 2oz (56g) Travel or Hotel Sized Guest Bar Soap
Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Price: 42.52 USD
Availability: InStock

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🧼 Rock your routine with Freddie’s iconic clean!

ICONIC FREDDIE VIBES - Cleanse with a legendary twist—'We Will Wash You' stamped for instant fandom pride.
TRAVEL READY FRESHNESS - Compact 2oz bar fits perfectly in your gym bag or hotel toiletries—stay fresh on the go.
ETHICAL PROUDLY AMERICAN - Crafted in the USA and cruelty-free—because your values deserve clean choices.
LUXURIOUS SCENT EXPERIENCE - Infused with soothing almond and cocoa butter for a moisturizing, indulgent cleanse.
PERFECT GIFT FOR THE CULTURE SAVVY - A quirky, thoughtful present that sparks conversation and shows you get their vibe.

This 2oz travel-sized bar soap from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild features a unique 'We Will Wash You' stamp inspired by Freddie Mercury. Made in the USA with a moisturizing almond and cocoa butter scent, it’s cruelty-free and perfect for gifting or on-the-go freshness.

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