Dump Trump Dog Poo Bag Dispenser

Name: Dump Trump Dog Poo Bag Dispenser
Brand: Plutocrats United
Price: 31.97 USD
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 46735741

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BEST dog poop bag dispenser ever created by man! Includes two tremendous rolls of bags/Trump hair and carabiner clip. 50% of all profits will be donated to the ACLU!

Show the world how you really feel about Donald Trump with this tremendous Trump hair/dog poop bag dispenser! Includes two rolls of bags/Trump hair and carabiner clip. 50% of all profits will be donated to the ACLU! FAQ: • Are Dump Trump Dog Poo Bags really made of Donald Trump's hair? If so, does that mean they are toxic?We apologize but this is a trade secret and we cannot disclose our proprietary blend. • Can I use Dump Trump Dog Poo Bags and Dispenser with cats? What about humans? Our bags have been certified by the American Scatological Olfactory Research Council as suitable for the scooping of all types of animal feces below the size of megalonychidae (sloth). Also be sure to check our other product, Trump Tower the Jenga-like block tower game!

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