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🥠 Crack open a cookie, unleash your sass—fortune’s never been this funny!
Miss Fortunes Sassy Dozen offers 12 individually wrapped, firm vanilla fortune cookies featuring professionally written, irreverent fortunes that are 100% vegan and safe for all ages. Made in Indianapolis, these cookies combine classic crunchy texture with a modern twist of humor, perfect for gifting or elevating any occasion with a laugh.



















| ASIN | B0B14QWW3R |
| Age Range Description | All Ages |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #31,311 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #8 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Sassy Dozen |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 444 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 10 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Firm |
| Item Form | Fortune Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 0.13 kg |
| Item Weight | 3.9 ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 12 |
| Number of Pieces | 12 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides funny entertainment, suitable for all ages, and caters to vegan diets. |
| Set Name | The Sassy Dozen |
| Size | 12 count (Pack of 1) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| UPC | 658238851385 |
| Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce |
A**G
Hilarious Gift
They were absolutely hilarious & taste like a normal fortune cookie so nothing off thankfully 🙌🏻
K**E
Worth the money
They were so funny! Definitely will be buying them again. Pranked my father in law with them and I can’t wait to get someone else and they actually tasted good for being a “miss fortune”!🤣
E**.
Not like the gane
Tastes good but fortunes are not as silly and funny as I had hoped. Some are kind of dumb
R**I
Such a fun little touch!
These were so fun for a ramen dinner! They looked so cute on the table and were very enjoyed!
C**K
Funny Adult Party Favor (Not for the Easily Offended)
These were a fun and memorable giveaway for my horror bus tour, and most people got a big laugh out of them. The fortunes are definitely written for adults with a dark sense of humor, so these are not for anyone who is easily offended. In my first order, a couple of the fortunes were melted together and couldn’t be read, which is why I’m giving 4 stars. That said, the second order arrived in perfect condition with no issues. Great choice for adult parties, horror events, or anyone who enjoys edgy humor—just know your audience.
L**E
Broken cookies!
Appeared to be a cute idea is going to bring to a Fourth of July party, when they arrived, both bags had shattered crumbs. Not one cookie was intact. Unfortunately, they were expensive and not returnable. Do not recommend at all!
C**R
DONT BUY FROM AMAZON
100% great company, but do not buy these off Amazon! Buy from the website. Amazon is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From Amazon it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how Amazon is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"
J**L
Fun
Very cute. These are a lot of fun
K**.
Avoid
Don't buy these. They all came broken, and the duty cost as much as the damn cookies!
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