The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate
Product ID: 410025375
Details
- BrandMISS FORTUNES
- FlavorVanilla
- Number of Items12
- OccasionApril Fool's
- Unit Count3.9 Ounce
🌱100% vegan ingredients
🎉Perfect for parties & gifts
🥠12 unique, cheeky fortunes
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🥠 Crack open your destiny—if you dare! Laughs guaranteed, luck not included.
Miss Fortunes Unlucky Dozen offers 12 individually wrapped, vegan-friendly fortune cookies filled with professionally written, irreverently funny fortunes. Perfect for parties, gifts, or any occasion craving a cheeky twist, these vanilla-flavored cookies are crafted in Indianapolis and promise no repeats—just pure, mischievous entertainment.
| ASIN | B09SP8CZDB |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #25,331 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #7 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Unlucky Dozen |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 425 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Cookies, Individually_wrapped |
| Item Form | Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 5 Ounces |
| Item Weight | 3.9 Ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 12 |
| Number of Pieces | 12 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Gift, Graduation, Party |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides hilarious entertainment for gatherings |
| Set Name | 1 |
| Size | 12 Count (Pack of 1) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| UPC | 658238851415 |
| Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce |
R**I
Such a fun little touch!
These were so fun for a ramen dinner! They looked so cute on the table and were very enjoyed!
K**R
Clever!
Took them to book club. Everyone had a good laugh.
R**W
Tasted good, several cookies had same fortune
There were 12 cookies in the bag and several had the same fortune. Was hoping to have fun with these at a party (adults ranging from 46-80yrs old); however, some of the fortunes weren't that funny, borderline cruel 😕 Packaged well and tasted good.
C**K
Funny Adult Party Favor (Not for the Easily Offended)
These were a fun and memorable giveaway for my horror bus tour, and most people got a big laugh out of them. The fortunes are definitely written for adults with a dark sense of humor, so these are not for anyone who is easily offended. In my first order, a couple of the fortunes were melted together and couldn’t be read, which is why I’m giving 4 stars. That said, the second order arrived in perfect condition with no issues. Great choice for adult parties, horror events, or anyone who enjoys edgy humor—just know your audience.
C**R
DONT BUY FROM AMAZON
100% great company, but do not buy these off Amazon! Buy from the website. Amazon is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From Amazon it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how Amazon is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"
A**R
Perfect for a party
Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!
M**N
Don't Waste Your $$
Do Not Waste Your Money Half stale. Not any sayings I ever heard from Trump. Several of the dozen broken. Repeat fortunes. Do not waste your money of these. They are pitiful. Loaded with food dye.
M**S
Fortunes too dirty sex for me.
Arrived on time. It was part of a St. Patrick Day gift. I’m glad it wasn’t for a child or tween because some of the fortunes were risqué. Tastes like fortune cookies. The red ones are salty & their flavor tastes like playdough. I’m thinking the red one was a mistake since these were suppose to be all green? But, the other cookies are ok.
K**.
Avoid
Don't buy these. They all came broken, and the duty cost as much as the damn cookies!
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