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Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

Name: Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12
Brand: Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time
SKU: 401090392
Price: 36.55 USD
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 401090392

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🎁Individually wrapped for freshness

♻️100% vegan ingredients

🌶️12 devilishly dark fortunes

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🌶️ Spice up your party with fortunes that bite back!

VEGAN PROUD - Savor cruelty-free fun with 100% vegan cookies—because your party vibes should be guilt-free.
FRESHNESS SEALED - Each cookie is individually wrapped, ensuring every bite is as crisp and mischievous as the first.
DARK HUMOR DELIVERED - Unleash the bleakest, most wicked fortunes that spark unforgettable laughs and edgy conversations.
MADE IN THE DARKEST CORNERS - Printed in New Jersey, these fortunes carry an authentic, devilish edge you won’t find anywhere else.
PERFECT ADULT PARTY ICEBREAKER - Offend someone you love today—because nothing bonds like a little dark humor at your next gathering.

Miss Fortunes offers a bag of 12 individually wrapped, 100% vegan fortune cookies featuring dark, edgy humor designed for adult parties. Printed in New Jersey, these cookies deliver a unique blend of wicked fun and fresh, cruelty-free snacking—perfect for sparking bold conversations and unforgettable moments.

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