Belinda Blinked 1: A modern story of sex, erotica and passion. How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels.

In his debut novel, Mr. Flintstone has presented us with a fantastical world of sexual deviance. It is easy for lighter critics to dismiss the tale out of hand as poorly crafted or predictable. Nay; This is a masterpiece.Upon accepting a job at a pots and pans supplier, Belinda seemingly had no idea that it was the gateway to a multidimensional rift, somehow putting it between two worlds. Simultaneously in London and a small town out of time and space, where the town hall clock is always ringing 3, and where sexual deviance is perfectly acceptable in a local airport bar or a hotel lobby, Belinda's employer takes her through the rabbit hole. Seemingly trapped in this parallel world, Belinda has sexual encounters with such fantastical creatures as an elf, a dwarf, and a dark warlock who uses mud to place her under his spell. With the help of a monarch from this alternate world - a woman known only as the Duchess- Belinda slowly fights off the spell placed onto her by the Warlock "Peter Rouse" (if that is even his real name). After her training with the Duchess Belinda is able to cast a spell of her own over the horrid magician, and begin to fight her way back to her real life in real London.Though the book does not see Belinda returned through the magical portal that brought her to this bizarre world- nor does it even reveal if that portal is in the maze she was imprisoned in, the mysterious Leather Room of her office, or merely in her head- it does leave the reader suspenseful and poised for the next book. By the end of his high epic saga, Mr. Flintstone will have had to do real work to have closed up the fantastic story he has begun.

I thoroughly enjoy reading these books and listening to the My Dad Wrote a P@rno podcast. I wet myself from laughter more than Belinda does in her own ways! Rocky Flintstone rules!

You've never read anything like this before. Is it erotica? Is it a spy novel? Is it a manual on business and leadership? Yes, yes, and yes. Buy this book. Read it. You'll thank me for the gloriousness that will follow.

You know what, Rocky? You’ve made it. This series is intriguing and convoluted. But life and sex often are. I call this “a resounding success.” Jus’ blinkin’

BEST BOOK EVER. Now, I'm sorry Rocky, but if I had read this, I wouldn't have finished it because of the grammatical errors. But listening to My Dad Wrote a Porno gave me the best laughs. It really and truly is a hilarious book and I can't wait to get started listening to Belinda blinked 2.

Horrible, boring bad bad book. One of the few i never managed to finish, so bored was I. Not even the sex scenes had anything to say.

Yes, I have found this book because of the podcast, however, the book itself is pure gold! Actually holding it in my hands and reading it is an experience in itself!Say what you want about it, but gotta give it to Rocky for creating this whole world of interesting (albeit crazyyyyy) characters.Props to Rocky!4 stars because the use of semicolons are borderline maddening!

You owe it to yourself to read this riveting (pun intended - sorry, you have to read the book) account of one woman's adventures in the pots and pans industry (which we all know is the sexiest of industries). Part erotic adventure, part business primer and part (wildly inaccurate) anatomy lesson, this book has it all.

I bought this book after starting listening to the podcast My Dad Wrote a Porno so that I could read along. It's absolute gold! Lol.

After listening to the podcast. I decided to read the books. As funny reading. Looking forward to the next.book. Great

I blinked again and again... my pomegrenate blinked. My cervix blinked. The flesh of mankind blinked.Prepare to be blinking!

Love the book and this is a great gift for anyone that enjoys the podcast

This is not a review, but rather a question.Ok... how do I get into my library in order to read along with this masterpiece.Yeah I said it MASTERPIECE!!!!!😂rolmfao😂I dont own a Kindle or any e-book reader besides my phone. Seriously though, how do I get into my library on amazon, or is the library on my phone.I'm a newbie to this wholr e-book dealey thingie. I actually thought I was purchasing a hard copy (no pun intended... well maybe a little bit rolol.Can someone please help me out with this before I toss my phone out of a moving truck, and run it over until I have no wheels left. So yeah please please, a little help over here.Thanks in advance😵