--- product_id: 914634468 title: "Smiffys Tales of Old England Monocle Size: One Size" brand: "smiffys" price: "$8.96" currency: USD in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 category: "Smiffys" url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/914634468-smiffys-tales-of-old-england-monocle-size-one-size store_origin: US region: United States of America --- # Smiffys Tales of Old England Monocle Size: One Size **Brand:** smiffys **Price:** $8.96 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Smiffys Tales of Old England Monocle Size: One Size by smiffys - **How much does it cost?** $8.96 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/914634468-smiffys-tales-of-old-england-monocle-size-one-size) ## Best For - smiffys enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted smiffys brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description Tales of Old England Monocle : desertcart.co.uk: Fashion Review: aMONOCLEzing monocle. (I am very good a puns) - My friend (who is sadly single and lives with his cat that keeps weeing everywhere) needed a monocle for his own mental wellbeing and of course, to be successful in the relationship department. This monocle did the job as a great pick me up (small joke gift) and was great value for the laughs of it all. I would make the crass joke that his flat is full of pussy, but it’s still the cat that’s weeing everywhere, but it definitely improved his wellbeing and I know his life is better for having the monocle in it. Also- the review keeps prompting me to mention how thick it is, and the thickness of it. So thick is this monocle (I don’t know if it’s thick? Why does a fake monocle need to be thick?!) Thank you for the monocle. You’ve done a top job of making my mate look like he needs some glasses for just the one eye. And that is what everyone needs right now <3 Review: get what you pay for - It's not particularly durable, the plastic falls out of the rubber frame alot- nearly lost it a few times, but it's a cheap monacle, you get what you pay for. As for educational value I don't really know where that fits in, other than educating people in being more gentlemenly its not really got any educational value but I don't see that as a bad thing - I only needed it as a gag gift and it did what it needed to do so overall I'm happy with it! ## Features - Warning:Not suitable for children under 36 months - Warning:This toy does not provide protection - Includes Tales of Old England Monocle, Black on Cord - Only available in one size - Our dedicated in-house Safety team ensure that all of our products are manufactured and rigorously tested to comply with the latest EU and American Safety standards and regulations. - Smiffys is a leading fancy dress supplier and family business with a 125 year heritage in costumes, wigs, make up and accessories. - Please note that all our Smiffys products will always come in full Smiffys branded packaging. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B000PTMBY4 | | Age Range Description | 13+ | | Best Sellers Rank | 13,303 in Toys & Games ( See Top 100 in Toys & Games ) 72 in Fancy Dress Sets & Kits | | Brand Name | Smiffys | | Care instructions | Hand wash only, do not machine wash, dry naturally, do not iron, do not tumble dry | | Colour | Black | | Customer Reviews | 3.6 out of 5 stars 1,332 Reviews | | Garment Size Country | Mexico | | Global Trade Identification Number | 05020570996720 | | Item Dimensions | 10 x 10 x 10 millimetres | | Item Shape | Round | | Item Weight | 0.01 Grams | | Manufacturer | Smiffy's | | Material | Plastic | | Model Number | 99672 | | Number of Items | 1 | | Number of Packs | 1 | | Occasion | Halloween | | Part Number | 99672 | | Pattern | Classic | | Product Style | Klassisch | | Size | 9.8 cm (W) x 18.8 cm (L) x 0.3 cm (H) | | Subject Character | Groucho Marx | | Theme | Historical Figure - Gentleman | ## Images ![Smiffys Tales of Old England Monocle Size: One Size - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81tssd4wkVL.jpg) ## Available Options This product comes in different **Color** options. ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ aMONOCLEzing monocle. (I am very good a puns) *by B***N on 19 April 2021* My friend (who is sadly single and lives with his cat that keeps weeing everywhere) needed a monocle for his own mental wellbeing and of course, to be successful in the relationship department. This monocle did the job as a great pick me up (small joke gift) and was great value for the laughs of it all. I would make the crass joke that his flat is full of pussy, but it’s still the cat that’s weeing everywhere, but it definitely improved his wellbeing and I know his life is better for having the monocle in it. Also- the review keeps prompting me to mention how thick it is, and the thickness of it. So thick is this monocle (I don’t know if it’s thick? Why does a fake monocle need to be thick?!) Thank you for the monocle. You’ve done a top job of making my mate look like he needs some glasses for just the one eye. And that is what everyone needs right now <3 ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ get what you pay for *by L***T on 10 August 2012* It's not particularly durable, the plastic falls out of the rubber frame alot- nearly lost it a few times, but it's a cheap monacle, you get what you pay for. As for educational value I don't really know where that fits in, other than educating people in being more gentlemenly its not really got any educational value but I don't see that as a bad thing - I only needed it as a gag gift and it did what it needed to do so overall I'm happy with it! ### ⭐⭐⭐ Decent for the price but nothing spectacular. *by F***4 on 29 June 2012* Considering this was so cheap, I wasn't expecting much. The plastic 'glass', I found, was pressed up to my eye too much when I wore it so that i couldn't open my eye without it being extremely uncomfortable. However, it does pop out of the black outer ring and once I'd done that, though a little more oval than desired, it did look good and was very comfortable. Also the black string looks distasteful as it is folded and crinkly. I found a thin silver chain in my jewellery box and attached that instead and it looks very good. All in all, if you're using this for a one night fancy-dress thing, it does the job fine but any more than that and you should not expect a long life from it. --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.us/products/914634468-smiffys-tales-of-old-england-monocle-size-one-size](https://www.desertcart.us/products/914634468-smiffys-tales-of-old-england-monocle-size-one-size) --- *Product available on Desertcart United States of America* *Store origin: US* *Last updated: 2026-11-14*