--- product_id: 8239003 title: "The Stache Band - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, 100% Movember" brand: "sweetbands" price: "$0.42" currency: USD in_stock: false reviews_count: 8 url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/8239003-the-stache-band-terry-cloth-sweatband-headband-100-movember store_origin: US region: United States of America --- # The Stache Band - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, 100% Movember **Brand:** sweetbands **Price:** $0.42 **Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** The Stache Band - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, 100% Movember by sweetbands - **How much does it cost?** $0.42 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Currently out of stock - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/8239003-the-stache-band-terry-cloth-sweatband-headband-100-movember) ## Best For - sweetbands enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted sweetbands brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description The STACHE is more than a Sweetband, it’s a state of mind. It’s a small, but proud symbol, courageously riding your brow, all while looking the world straight in the eye and declaring: “Sure, I haven’t shaved my pubes since the mid eighties. But I don’t care… because my unit is just that big.” There’s no hiding the inflated sense of sexual dominance and prep-school arrogance that accompanies a strong mustache. Wearing that stache atop one’s brow takes the experience to another level of intimacy. On the subject, Bill Clinton once compared it to “…briefly displaying your genitalia on the jumbo-tron at an NHL playoff game.” Like Jim Carrey in THE MASK, The STACHE has the power to transform its wearer into a more affluent and desirable person. Illegal in Sri Lanka because of its powerful effects on the female beaver, the band was instrumental in sequencing the human genome, the successful extradition of former Serbian president Radovan Karadzic on charges of genocide, developing and writing the bestselling “14-Minute Workweek,” and leading six other guys in the Seattle Seven. ## Images ![The Stache Band - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, 100% Movember - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41gtrSJUEHL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars Man Totally Couldn't Even Grow A Stache, Took Matters Into Own Hands *by D***D on Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2014* Extra! Extra! Read all about eet! The Stache Band by SweetBands is no joke, brokowski. You ever feel like a puzzle with missing pieces? I did. There I was a 25 year old man with a great job, a killer house, and a sweet a** girlfriend...but something was missing. I lacked stache, bro. The peach fuzz wasn't cutting the mustard and my stache-lack started interfering with my daily life. I ended up losing my job because I lacked so much stache. My girlfriend wasn't even all about it anymore. It got so bad that I almost lost my house man. That's when my doctor told me about The Stache Band by SweetBands and changed my life forever. Now I can walk into a room confidently, knowing that I am in control of my destiny. Thanks SweetBands! ### ⭐⭐⭐ 3.0 out of 5 stars Cool But Pricey *by A***A on Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2018* Invested in these for a plethora of Movember activities l but mainly some jogs. I think they're a little expensive considering what you're getting however the sizing/elasticity was as it should be and they actually functioned well as "traditional" workout sweatbands! ### ⭐ 1.0 out of 5 stars Tighter than an anaconda hug *by N***. on Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2016* Way, Way too tight. Thanks for reminder to return it! --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.us/products/8239003-the-stache-band-terry-cloth-sweatband-headband-100-movember](https://www.desertcart.us/products/8239003-the-stache-band-terry-cloth-sweatband-headband-100-movember) --- *Product available on Desertcart United States of America* *Store origin: US* *Last updated: 2026-10-19*