--- product_id: 808050032 title: "Old Lives Matter Greetings Card 5 x 5 Inch – Funny Birthday Card for Him & Her, Blank Inside with Envelope – Humorous Age Celebration Design" brand: "hammond gower" price: "$13.07" currency: USD in_stock: true category: "Hammond Gower" url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/808050032-old-lives-matter-greetings-card-5-x-5-inch-funny store_origin: US region: United States of America --- # 300gsm premium card stock Sustainably sourced paper Includes matching envelope Old Lives Matter Greetings Card 5 x 5 Inch – Funny Birthday Card for Him & Her, Blank Inside with Envelope – Humorous Age Celebration Design **Brand:** hammond gower **Price:** $13.07 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🎉 Celebrate aging with style and a wink! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Old Lives Matter Greetings Card 5 x 5 Inch – Funny Birthday Card for Him & Her, Blank Inside with Envelope – Humorous Age Celebration Design by hammond gower - **How much does it cost?** $13.07 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/808050032-old-lives-matter-greetings-card-5-x-5-inch-funny) ## Best For - hammond gower enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted hammond gower brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Ready to Gift:** Comes with a matching envelope—no extra shopping needed, just send the smiles. - • **Premium Quality Feel:** Crafted on thick 300gsm card stock for a luxurious tactile experience that says you care. - • **Eco-Conscious Gifting:** Printed on sustainably sourced paper, so your humor is kind to the planet too. - • **Perfectly Sized & Stylish:** Compact 5 x 5 inch square format that breaks the boring rectangular card mold. - • **Cheeky Humor for Milestones:** Stand out with a witty 'Old Lives Matter' design that sparks laughter at every milestone birthday. ## Overview This 5 x 5 inch 'Old Lives Matter' greetings card by Hammond Gower combines cheeky humor with premium 300gsm card stock printed on sustainably sourced paper. Designed for milestone birthdays, it features a blank interior for personalized messages and includes a matching envelope, making it a stylish, eco-friendly, and ready-to-gift choice for anyone celebrating age with personality. ## Description Celebrate birthdays with humour using this Old Lives Matter Greetings Card (5 x 5 inches), featuring a witty message that brings laughter to milestone celebrations. Ideal for anyone who appreciates a cheeky nod to getting older while keeping things fun and light-hearted. Designed in a contemporary 5″ x 5″ square size, this premium greetings card offers a compact and stylish look that stands out from traditional rectangular cards. The inside is blank, giving you plenty of space to write your own heartfelt or humorous birthday message. Supplied complete with a matching envelope, this 5 x 5 inch card is ready to post or gift straight away. A great way to celebrate age with personality and a smile. ## Features - CHEEKY “OLD LIVES MATTER” DESIGN: Witty and playful message that makes this card a standout choice for milestone birthdays and anyone who enjoys light-hearted humour. - QUALITY GREETINGS CARD: Made from premium card stock with a blank interior for your own heartfelt message. Comes with a matching envelope for easy gifting. - BRANDED PREMIUM QUALITY CARD: This card is manufactured by Hammond Gower, a UK card company who take pride in their innovative designs and high-quality greetings cards finished to an excellent standard. This card is printed on 300gsm board. - ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY: Printed on sustainably sourced paper from renewable sources. - IDEAL FOR MILESTONE BIRTHDAYS: Perfect for 40th, 50th, 60th and beyond, a humorous card for friends, family or colleagues celebrating another year. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0GPRG8TSH | | Best Sellers Rank | 158,805 in Stationery & Office Supplies ( See Top 100 in Stationery & Office Supplies ) 23,376 in Birthday Greeting Cards | | Brand | Hammond Gower | | Colour | white | | Date First Available | 20 Feb. 2026 | | Item Weight | 22 g | | Manufacturer | Hammond Gower | | Manufacturer Part Number | NOT058 | | Product Dimensions | 12.7 x 12.7 x 0.1 cm; 22 g | ## Images ![Old Lives Matter Greetings Card 5 x 5 Inch – Funny Birthday Card for Him & Her, Blank Inside with Envelope – Humorous Age Celebration Design - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51BQBc7eXoL.jpg) ![Old Lives Matter Greetings Card 5 x 5 Inch – Funny Birthday Card for Him & Her, Blank Inside with Envelope – Humorous Age Celebration Design - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51oxjM+CF4L.jpg) ![Old Lives Matter Greetings Card 5 x 5 Inch – Funny Birthday Card for Him & Her, Blank Inside with Envelope – Humorous Age Celebration Design - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51iQHsg9PUL.jpg) ![Old Lives Matter Greetings Card 5 x 5 Inch – Funny Birthday Card for Him & Her, Blank Inside with Envelope – Humorous Age Celebration Design - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41t7MxG7dZL.jpg) ![Old Lives Matter Greetings Card 5 x 5 Inch – Funny Birthday Card for Him & Her, Blank Inside with Envelope – Humorous Age Celebration Design - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61TqwrYZQZL.jpg) --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.us/products/808050032-old-lives-matter-greetings-card-5-x-5-inch-funny](https://www.desertcart.us/products/808050032-old-lives-matter-greetings-card-5-x-5-inch-funny) --- *Product available on Desertcart United States of America* *Store origin: US* *Last updated: 2026-09-07*