--- product_id: 781771448 title: "Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Green Fortune Cookies For St. Patrick's Day, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12" brand: "miss fortunes" price: "$65.79" currency: USD in_stock: true url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/781771448-funny-fortune-cookies-the-unlucky-dozen-for-those-who-have store_origin: US region: United States of America --- # 100% vegan & dairy free 12 edgy green cookies 100% professionally written humor Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Green Fortune Cookies For St. Patrick's Day, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 **Brand:** miss fortunes **Price:** $65.79 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🍀 Crack open chaos: The only fortune cookies that bring the laughs, not luck! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Green Fortune Cookies For St. Patrick's Day, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 by miss fortunes - **How much does it cost?** $65.79 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/781771448-funny-fortune-cookies-the-unlucky-dozen-for-those-who-have) ## Best For - miss fortunes enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted miss fortunes brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Vegan & Dairy-Free Delight:** Individually wrapped, plant-based cookies that keep your conscience as clear as your humor. - • **No Joke Repeats, Guaranteed:** Unique fortunes in every box—spot a repeat and you get to fire a random employee (just kidding, but seriously unique!). - • **Proudly Made in Indianapolis:** Crafted in the fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana, ensuring quality and local pride. - • **Twisted Laughs in Every Bite:** Outrageous, salty fortunes crafted by pro comedy writers to spark nonstop laughs. - • **Ultimate St. Patrick’s Day Icebreaker:** Kickstart your party with bold, conversation-provoking messages that break the ice and maybe some egos. ## Overview Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies deliver 12 uniquely hilarious, vegan-friendly green cookies with professionally written, irreverent fortunes perfect for St. Patrick’s Day parties. Individually wrapped and dairy-free, these cookies guarantee no repeated jokes and are proudly made in Indianapolis, making them the ultimate conversation starter for any gathering. ## Description 12 sinister and cynical green fortune cookies, each with its own hilarious and slightly twisted message. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outrageous St. Patrick's Day predictions that will leave everyone laughing! ## Features - IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing. - A GREAT ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARTY STARTER: Get your gathering off to an outrageous start with messages that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs. - NO REPEAT MESSAGES GUARANTEED: If you find two of the same joke in the same bag, we will let you fire a random employee of your choice. - 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat. - INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross. - PROUDLY MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Product Dimensions | 10.8 x 6.35 x 24.77 cm; 141.75 g | | Additives | Vegan | | Allergen Information | Wheat | | Units | 3.9 Grams | | Brand | Miss fortunes | | Format | Fortune Cookie | | Special Feature | Dairy Free | | Package Information | Carton | | Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes | ## Product Details - **Occasion:** Birthday, Graduation, Mardi Gras, St. Patrick's Day - **Flavour:** Vanilla - **Diet type:** Vegan - **Number of Items:** 1 - **Unit count:** 3.9 Grams ## Images ![Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! 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