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product_id: 725208206
title: "Fake Poop Soap-Turd-Bar - Nope It’s Soap - Handcrafted Artisanal Soap for Men – Funny Realistic Poop Gag Gift, Harmless Prank for Kids and Adults, Vanilla Scent"
brand: "gears out"
price: "$97.60"
currency: USD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 5
category: "Gears Out"
url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/725208206-fake-poop-soap-turd-bar-nope-it-s-soap-handcrafted
store_origin: US
region: United States of America
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# Handcrafted artisanal & cruelty-free Vanilla scented for fresh clean hands 6-inch realistic turd shape Fake Poop Soap-Turd-Bar - Nope It’s Soap - Handcrafted Artisanal Soap for Men – Funny Realistic Poop Gag Gift, Harmless Prank for Kids and Adults, Vanilla Scent

**Brand:** gears out
**Price:** $97.60
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 💩 Clean hands, dirty humor—wash up with a laugh!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Fake Poop Soap-Turd-Bar - Nope It’s Soap - Handcrafted Artisanal Soap for Men – Funny Realistic Poop Gag Gift, Harmless Prank for Kids and Adults, Vanilla Scent by gears out
- **How much does it cost?** $97.60 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/725208206-fake-poop-soap-turd-bar-nope-it-s-soap-handcrafted)

## Best For

- gears out enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted gears out brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Universal Gag Gift:** Perfect for white elephant, secret Santa, or any occasion where laughs are mandatory.
- • **Delightfully Scented:** Infused with a smooth vanilla aroma that turns prank into pampering.
- • **Safe & Skin-Friendly:** Cruelty-free, gentle on dry skin, and practical beyond the prank.
- • **Shockingly Realistic Design:** Patented lumpy poop exterior with mystery chunks fools everyone at first glance.
- • **Generous Size for Maximum Impact:** A hefty 6 inches long and nearly 2 inches wide—this soap makes a bold statement.

## Overview

The Fake Poop Soap-Turd-Bar is a patented, handcrafted artisanal soap designed to look like a realistic poop log. Measuring 6 inches long and 1¾ inches wide, it features a lumpy texture with mystery chunks and is infused with a pleasant vanilla scent. This cruelty-free, skin-friendly soap is a hilarious, gender-neutral gag gift ideal for white elephant parties, secret Santa, and prank lovers of all ages.

## Description

LOOKS LIKE , BUT NOPE! IT’S SOAP! THIS PATENTED DESIGN IS SURE TO CAUSE CONFUSION AND LAUGHS!It’s been said that you can’t polish a turd, but now you wash your hands with a massive dookie. This handcrafted turd soap is terrifically gross whether it’s dry, straight from the ornate gift box or wet and wild at the kitchen sink, its lumpy texture complete with mystery chunks is a dead ringer for the real deal. It’s so funny it’s disturbing.A Poop Prank Gift for EveryoneOur artisanal soap turd smells like vanilla and is completely gender-neutral, so it’s an epic gag gift for any occasion. It’s an awesome unisex gift idea for stocking stuffers, game prizes, white elephant parties, and grab bags. No matter who winds up holding the bag, their going to be in for a -load of fun.Easy Safe Prank for All AgesWatch with glee as family and friends feast their eyes on the most realistic fake poop soap ever to grace a bathroom. Imagine the shrieks of horror when your kids walk in on April Fool’s Day and are shocked to find a hefty, 6-inch steamer sitting by the sink! This harmless prank gift is a surefire laugh in a pretty, decorative gift box.

Review: Hilarious - Have to my sister for Xmas was hilarious the amount of jokes we made out of this all evening was ridiculous. Literally rolling on the floor laughing.
Review: Big hit… - This was a great white elephant gift. I gave it to a coworker and the team couldn’t stop laughing. Bought another one to give to a son in-law.

## Features

- PATENTED SOAP APPEARS TO BE A REAL TURD BUT IS VANILLA SCENTED HANDSOAP – This funny bar soap looks just like a log of , but it’s actually hand-crafted, artisanal soap.
- LUMPY POO-LIKE EXTERIOR WITH MYSTERY CHUNKS – We pulled out all the stops and designed the most realistic fake poop decorative soap ever.
- HUGE POOP SOAP IS 6 INCHES LONG AND 1 ¾ INCHES WIDE – If you like it thick, this is the poop soap for you.
- FUNNY POOP GIFT FOR STOCKING STUFFERS, SECRET SANTA, BIRTHDAYS, AND EASTER BASKETS – Howls of laughter are sure to follow opening this gift, no matter what the special occasion may be. Legendary gift giver status achieved.
- GENDER-NEUTRAL GIFT IDEA FOR WHITE ELEPHANT PARTIES, COSTUME PARTY GRAB BAG PRIZES, YANKEE SWAP, AND DIRTY SANTA – Everybody poops, and nobody grows out of potty humor. This laugh-out-loud gift is perfect for boys, girls, men, and women. It’s an easy unisex gift that will tickle anyone’s funny bone.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0BMZY6NC4 |
| Additional Features | Scented |
| Age Range Description | Adult |
| Age range (description) | Adult |
| Brand | Gears Out |
| Brand Name | Gears Out |
| Color | Brown |
| Customer Reviews | 4.5 out of 5 stars 174 Reviews |
| Item Dimensions | 15.2 x 4.4 x 4.4 centimeters |
| Item Form | Funny-Gift-Box |
| Item Type Name | Decorative Soap Bar - Fake Poop |
| Item Weight | 255 Grams |
| Item dimensions L x W x H | 15.2 x 4.4 x 4.4 centimeters |
| Item weight | 255 Grams |
| Manufacturer | Gears Out |
| Manufacturer Part Number | NPESOAP |
| Material Features | Cruelty Free |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Package Quantity | 1 |
| Package Type Name | Box |
| Product Benefits | makeup removal |
| Scent | Vanilla |
| Scent Name | Vanilla |
| Skin Type | Dry |
| Skin type | Dry |
| Target Use Body Part | Hand, Skin |
| UPC | 850012788966 810122121251 |
| Unit Count | 7.9 Grams |

## Product Details

- **Age range (description):** Adult
- **Brand:** Gears Out
- **Item dimensions L x W x H:** 15.2 x 4.4 x 4.4 centimeters
- **Item weight:** 255 Grams
- **Scent:** Vanilla

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hilarious
*by S***N on 7 February 2024*

Have to my sister for Xmas was hilarious the amount of jokes we made out of this all evening was ridiculous. Literally rolling on the floor laughing.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Big hit…
*by D***T on 4 December 2025*

This was a great white elephant gift. I gave it to a coworker and the team couldn’t stop laughing. Bought another one to give to a son in-law.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Best gag gift ever!
*by K***E on 25 January 2024*

I gifted this to my brother for Christmas. I was a good laugh and smells good.

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*Store origin: US*
*Last updated: 2026-10-07*