--- product_id: 589204750 title: "Funny Leaving Card and Farewell Gift - Wise Woman Said F*ck this Sh*t - New Job Card for Colleague Boss or Promotion, Funny Leaving Card, Wise Woman Once Said" brand: "hey chimp" price: "$7.47" currency: USD in_stock: true url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/589204750-funny-leaving-card-and-farewell-gift-wise-woman-said-f store_origin: US region: United States of America --- # 5x7 inch oversized card Direct doorstep delivery High-res digital print Funny Leaving Card and Farewell Gift - Wise Woman Said F*ck this Sh*t - New Job Card for Colleague Boss or Promotion, Funny Leaving Card, Wise Woman Once Said **Brand:** hey chimp **Price:** $7.47 **Availability:** βœ… In Stock ## Summary > πŸŽ‰ Say it loud, say it proud β€” farewell with fearless flair! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Funny Leaving Card and Farewell Gift - Wise Woman Said F*ck this Sh*t - New Job Card for Colleague Boss or Promotion, Funny Leaving Card, Wise Woman Once Said by hey chimp - **How much does it cost?** $7.47 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/589204750-funny-leaving-card-and-farewell-gift-wise-woman-said-f) ## Best For - hey chimp enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted hey chimp brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - β€’ **Premium Feel:** 300gsm heavyweight matte card stock for a luxe, professional touch. - β€’ **Handmade Charm:** Includes a rustic brown kraft envelope for that artisanal gifting vibe. - β€’ **Instant Impact:** Striking design printed with advanced digital tech to grab attention and spark laughs. - β€’ **Bold & Unapologetic:** Make a statement with edgy humor that breaks the farewell mold. - β€’ **Generous Writing Space:** Larger than standard size with a blank interior for your personal message. ## Overview This Funny Leaving Card by Hey Chimp is a 5x7 inch heavyweight matte card featuring a cheeky, bold message perfect for colleagues or bosses stepping into new roles. Printed with high-resolution digital technology and paired with a brown kraft envelope, it offers ample space for personalized notes and delivers direct to your doorstep. Designed and made in the UK, it’s the ultimate audacious send-off that blends wit, quality, and memorable style. ## Description --------------Funny Leaving Card - A Wise Woman Said F*ck This Sh*t and Found Another Job!--------------Add a touch of wit and levity to farewells with our Funny Leaving Card, aptly captioned "A Wise Woman Said F*ck This Sh*t and found another job".This quirky card is the perfect send-off print for colleagues stepping into a new job or promotion. It's sure to elicit hearty laughs and lighten the atmosphere of farewells, making them memorable rather than melancholic.Whether it's for a woman, a boss or a dear friend, this cheeky card will make their transition to a new journey even more special.The card's humorous and candid message resonates with the adventurous spirit of taking on new challenges and the audacity to chase one's dreams. The adult humour and swearing adds a touch of edginess, making it an ideal choice for close-knit teams and colleagues who appreciate a good joke.Not just a mere card, this is a token of good luck, a pat on the back, and a hearty congratulations rolled into one. With our Funny Leaving Card, you're not just saying "sorry you're leaving"; you're celebrating their courage and future conquests.--------------Good Luck & Congratulations Cards Card Features:--------------A good size card, offering great value for money. You will not be disappointed :-)- Size: 5 x 7" (127mm x 178mm)- Envelope Included- Uncoated inside for easy writing of your personalised message- Card: 300gsm smooth, heavyweight greetings card--------------Cards for all personalities--------------We specialise in greeting cards for all personalities, relations and ages. Celebrate their special day whether in person or if you cannot be together. ## Features - [WIT & HUMOUR] This Funny Leaving Card, featuring the tongue-in-cheek phrase "A Wise Woman Said F*ck This Sh*t and Found Another Job," is a delightful blend of wit and humour that captures the audacious spirit of stepping into new challenges. It's the perfect token of good luck for colleagues, friends, or bosses embracing a new journey. - [QUALITY MATERIAL] Crafted with 300gsm heavyweight card stock and a matte finish, our card emanates a professional, high-quality feel. This 'larger than the standard A6' greeting card offers ample space on it's blank interior to pen down a heartfelt message or attach a gift card or voucher. - [HANDMADE FEEL] Our card comes accompanied by a brown kraft envelope, adding a charming, handmade touch to your gift. The anticipation of unveiling the sassy message inside makes the act of gifting even more thrilling. - [STRIKING DESIGN] Printed using advanced digital technology, this quirky leaving card will confidently grab attention on any desk or mantelpiece. Its bold and explicit message is sure to elicit hearty laughs, making farewells memorable rather than melancholic. - [DIRECT DELIVERY] We offer direct delivery to your doorstep. Simply add your personal touch inside and pass on this cheeky token of farewell to the lucky recipient, wishing them luck, congratulating them on their new endeavour, and celebrating their courage and future conquests. - Made in the UK - All our funny new job card is lovingly designed & produced in the UK with our studio based in Lancashire. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Manufacturer | Hey Chimp | | Brand | Hey Chimp | | Product Dimensions | 17.8 x 12.7 x 0.1 cm; 20 g | | Colour | Wise Woman Once Said | | Pre-printed | There was once a very wise woman that had the wisdom to say fuck this shit and found another job! The end! | | Number of Items | 1 | | Size | Funny Leaving Card | | Manufacturer Part Number | HEY-CHIMP-22143 | | Item Weight | 20 g | ## Images ![Funny Leaving Card and Farewell Gift - Wise Woman Said F*ck this Sh*t - New Job Card for Colleague Boss or Promotion, Funny Leaving Card, Wise Woman Once Said - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/713-YmwnZ9L.jpg) ## Available Options This product comes in different **Colour Name, Size Name** options. --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - πŸ›’ **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** β€” Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** β€” Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - πŸ’° **No Hidden Fees** β€” All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - πŸ”„ **15-Day Free Returns** β€” Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - πŸ”’ **Secure Payments** β€” Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** β€” Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.us/products/589204750-funny-leaving-card-and-farewell-gift-wise-woman-said-f](https://www.desertcart.us/products/589204750-funny-leaving-card-and-farewell-gift-wise-woman-said-f) --- *Product available on Desertcart United States of America* *Store origin: US* *Last updated: 2026-09-23*