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product_id: 521521490
title: "Alien Space Wars Inspired Wooden Spoon – “Stir You Must, or Burn it Will” Inscription – Funny Parody Cooking Baking Gift for Men & Women - Unofficial Fan Item (Stir You Must)"
brand: "the laser factory"
price: "$18.72"
currency: USD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 11
category: "The Laser Factory"
url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/521521490-alien-space-wars-inspired-wooden-spoon-stir-you-must-burn
store_origin: US
region: United States of America
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# Solid beech wood build 31cm length for versatile use High-quality laser engraving Alien Space Wars Inspired Wooden Spoon – “Stir You Must, or Burn it Will” Inscription – Funny Parody Cooking Baking Gift for Men & Women - Unofficial Fan Item (Stir You Must)

**Brand:** the laser factory
**Price:** $18.72
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🌌 Stir up your kitchen game — or risk the burn! 🚀

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Alien Space Wars Inspired Wooden Spoon – “Stir You Must, or Burn it Will” Inscription – Funny Parody Cooking Baking Gift for Men & Women - Unofficial Fan Item (Stir You Must) by the laser factory
- **How much does it cost?** $18.72 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/521521490-alien-space-wars-inspired-wooden-spoon-stir-you-must-burn)

## Best For

- the laser factory enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted the laser factory brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Care Like a Jedi:** Hand wash only and regular oiling preserve the spoon’s charm and longevity.
- • **Collector’s Must-Have:** A unique, unofficial Sci-Fi fan gift that sparks conversation and kitchen envy.
- • **Laser-Sharp Inscription:** Precision laser engraving keeps the iconic 'Stir you must, or burn it will' message vivid through countless meals.
- • **Galactic Quality Craftsmanship:** Solid beech wood ensures durability and eco-friendly cooking vibes.
- • **Perfectly Sized for Every Stir:** 31cm length and 6cm width handle all your cooking and baking needs with ease.

## Overview

This Alien Space Wars inspired wooden spoon is crafted from solid beech wood with a high-quality laser-engraved parody inscription. Measuring 31cm by 6cm, it’s designed for practical cooking and baking use while doubling as a unique collectible for Sci-Fi enthusiasts. Hand wash only and maintain with vegetable oil to keep it looking stellar.

## Description

Bring some fun to your kitchen with this wooden spoon. Perfect for any Sci-Fi fan, this spoon is not just a practical utensil for cooking and serving, it's also a unique and collectible item that any fan would love to add to their collection. Crafted from solid beech wood with high-quality laser engraving, our spoon features the hilarious inscription "Stir you must, or burn it will" Measuring 31cm x 6cm x 1.6cm, it's suitable for all your baking needs. Please note that this spoon is not an official merchandise item. To keep it looking its best, hand wash only and oil regularly with vegetable oil.

Review: Great novelty present for Star Wars / Yoda fans - I bought this as a stocking filler for my equally Star Wars loving partner, and she really liked it! If you're looking at this to be purely ornamental, the wood is pretty good and not covered in knots (at least ours wasn't anyway), and the graphics are cut / engraved / inscribed neatly and look of a high quality, no frayed or rough edges or bits that haven't worked, and the graphics are well placed in terms of being in the centre of the back of the spoon. If you're looking at this as a fun present to also be used to cook with (as in our case) - the above still applies and it's a decent sized spoon - we use wooden spoons when making stir fry style food a lot, and it functions great in that regard - the handle is a decent length too, which is handy as our wok is a very large diameter! The only thing to be aware of with if buying this to actually use in the kitchen - and the same goes for other spoons we've had of the same idea, with a logo inscribed in - is that when washing up, the wood is wet and scrubbing will slowly affect the inscribed logo area. It's quite deep on this one luckily so will last a while, but the one we had before (a custom one that was gifted to us) was much shallower and has suffered somewhat on that front.
Review: Great buy - Ordered for my star wars crazy son in law. Great quality, great price. Is functional and makes you smile 😃

## Features

- GIFT: This spoon is a functional and stylish gift for any Sci-Fi fan. It is a practical utensil for cooking and serving, but it's also a unique and collectible item that any Sci-Fi fan would love to add to their collection.
- MATERIAL/QUALITY: This spoon is made of solid beech wood and features high-quality laser engraving, ensuring that the design stays clear even after lots of use.
- SIZE: This spoon measures 31cm x 6cm x 1.6cm, making it suitable for all your baking needs.
- MERCHANDISE: Please note that this product is not an official merchandise item.
- CARE INSTRUCTIONS: The spoon surface has been treated with oil for protection, but to keep it looking its best, it's a good idea to oil it regularly with vegetable oil. Do not put in dishwasher, hand wash only.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0BYTB95RT |
| Best Sellers Rank | 22,543 in Home & Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen ) 25 in Cooking Spoons |
| Customer Reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (352) |
| Date First Available | 10 April 2022 |
| Dishwasher safe? | No |
| Global Trade Identification Number | 50608516808704 |
| Handle Width | 6 Centimetres |
| Item Weight | 60 g |
| Item weight | 0.06 Kilograms |
| Material Type Free | Plastic Free, Metal Rubber Free |
| Model Number | KITCHEN-299 |
| Number of pieces | 1 |
| Product Dimensions | 31 x 6 x 0.03 cm; 60 g |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** The Laser Factory
- **Colour:** Brown
- **Material:** Beech Wood
- **Product dimensions:** 31L x 6W centimetres
- **Style:** Stir You Must

## Images

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## Available Options

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great novelty present for Star Wars / Yoda fans
*by A***B on 17 January 2025*

I bought this as a stocking filler for my equally Star Wars loving partner, and she really liked it! If you're looking at this to be purely ornamental, the wood is pretty good and not covered in knots (at least ours wasn't anyway), and the graphics are cut / engraved / inscribed neatly and look of a high quality, no frayed or rough edges or bits that haven't worked, and the graphics are well placed in terms of being in the centre of the back of the spoon. If you're looking at this as a fun present to also be used to cook with (as in our case) - the above still applies and it's a decent sized spoon - we use wooden spoons when making stir fry style food a lot, and it functions great in that regard - the handle is a decent length too, which is handy as our wok is a very large diameter! The only thing to be aware of with if buying this to actually use in the kitchen - and the same goes for other spoons we've had of the same idea, with a logo inscribed in - is that when washing up, the wood is wet and scrubbing will slowly affect the inscribed logo area. It's quite deep on this one luckily so will last a while, but the one we had before (a custom one that was gifted to us) was much shallower and has suffered somewhat on that front.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great buy
*by K***R on 8 December 2025*

Ordered for my star wars crazy son in law. Great quality, great price. Is functional and makes you smile 😃

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great gift
*by S***H on 28 December 2025*

Great item. Fun gift

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*Last updated: 2026-03-20*