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product_id: 495181747
title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, Red and Green Cookies, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen)"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "$77.14"
currency: USD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 9
category: "Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time"
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# 2-pack combo: red & green cookies 100% vegan & allergen-aware 24 sinfully delicious cookies Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, Red and Green Cookies, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen)

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** $77.14
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🍀 Crack open your destiny—sweet cookies, salty truths, endless laughs!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, Red and Green Cookies, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen) by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** $77.14 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Unforgettable Icebreaker:** Each cookie delivers a sharp, hilarious fortune—perfect for sparking conversations and laughs.
- • **No Repeat Fortunes Guarantee:** 24 unique, professionally written fortunes ensure every bite surprises and entertains.
- • **Vegan & Guilt-Free Indulgence:** Satisfy your sweet tooth with 100% vegan cookies, no compromises on taste or ethics.
- • **Individually Wrapped for Freshness:** Hygienic, single-serve packaging keeps every cookie crisp and ready to share.
- • **Twice the Mischief, Double the Fun:** Two distinct packs bundled for max party impact—red & green cookies with unique fortunes.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies come as a two-pack of 24 vegan, individually wrapped cookies in vibrant red and green. Each cookie contains a unique, professionally crafted fortune blending dark humor and wit, designed to elevate parties and gatherings with irreverent fun. Perfect for millennials seeking a cheeky, conversation-starting treat that’s both ethical and entertaining.

## Description

The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth without ever sugarcoating your destiny. Devilishly red, always cheeky, sometimes shocking, these fortune cookies add a twist to any occasion. Ideal for parties & gatherings where cheeky fun will get the laughs going. 12 distinct messages in each box. No repeats guaranteed. Themed collections & specially selected combo packs. The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth without ever sugarcoating your destiny. Devilishly red, always cheeky, sometimes shocking, these fortune cookies add a twist to any occasion. Ideal for parties & gatherings where cheeky fun will get the laughs going. 12 distinct messages in each box. No repeats guaranteed. Themed collections & specially selected combo packs. Add a touch of devilish charm to your next event or gift. Crack open a Miss Fortune cookie and prepare for some delicious misery! How did we get our start? Born in a sweaty, dimly-lit office of a TV comedy show, it began as a contest among us writers whenever late night Chinese food arrived. The rules: Open your fortune cookie and make up the worst possible fortune you could think of. Funniest fortune gets dinner paid for. Before long, we had dozens of twisted fortunes and someone asked, “Hey is this a business?” Most of us heartily agreed: No chance. But a few of us said, "Well, maybeeee.” And now here we are, hundreds of mis-fortunes later, trying to brighten your day with some unfortunate news. How did we get our start? Born in a sweaty, dimly-lit office of a TV comedy show, it began as a contest among us writers whenever late night Chinese food arrived. The rules: Open your fortune cookie and make up the worst possible fortune you could think of. Funniest fortune gets dinner paid for. Before long, we had dozens of twisted fortunes and someone asked, “Hey is this a business?” Most of us heartily agreed: No chance. But a few of us said, "Well, maybeeee.” And now here we are, hundreds of mis-fortunes later, trying to brighten your day with some unfortunate news. SASSY DOZEN Show Off Your Questionable Taste. SASSY DOZEN Show Off Your Questionable Taste. DIRTY DOZEN Not For the Faint of Heart. DIRTY DOZEN Not For the Faint of Heart. FORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITY Offend Someone You Love Today. FORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITY Offend Someone You Love Today. BOOZY DOZEN It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth. BOOZY DOZEN It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth. BIRTHDAY DOZEN Fortune Favors The Old. BIRTHDAY DOZEN Fortune Favors The Old. UNLUCKY DOZEN Your Luck Just Ran Out. UNLUCKY DOZEN Your Luck Just Ran Out. QUEER DOZEN Taste the Rainbow. And the Regret. QUEER DOZEN Taste the Rainbow. And the Regret. Try Miss Fortunes Combo Packs

Review: Such a fun little touch! - These were so fun for a ramen dinner! They looked so cute on the table and were very enjoyed!
Review: Clever! - Took them to book club. Everyone had a good laugh.

## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing. 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message.
- A GREAT ST. PATRICK'S PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- DOUBLE YOUR MISFORTUNE: The Two-Pack Shakur features two of our most popular bags bundled together -- one with black humor in red cookies, the other with grinchy green cookies.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kind of gross.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0BNWC2H4N |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #32,150 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #8 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Humanity + Unlucky |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 424 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Firm |
| Item Form | Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 0.28 Kilograms |
| Item Type Name | Funny Fortune Cookies |
| Item Weight | 7.8 Ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 24 |
| Number of Packs | 2 |
| Number of Pieces | 24 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day, Party |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides hilarious and irreverent fortune messages for entertainment |
| Set Name | Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen |
| Size | 12 Count (Pack of 2) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| Unit Count | 7.8 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 24
- **Occasion:** Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day, Party
- **Unit Count:** 7.8 Ounce

## Images

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## Available Options

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Such a fun little touch!
*by R***I on May 21, 2026*

These were so fun for a ramen dinner! They looked so cute on the table and were very enjoyed!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Clever!
*by K***R on May 8, 2026*

Took them to book club. Everyone had a good laugh.

### ⭐⭐⭐ Tasted good, several cookies had same fortune
*by R***W on December 27, 2025*

There were 12 cookies in the bag and several had the same fortune. Was hoping to have fun with these at a party (adults ranging from 46-80yrs old); however, some of the fortunes weren't that funny, borderline cruel 😕 Packaged well and tasted good.

## Frequently Bought Together

- Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen)
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*Last updated: 2026-07-10*