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product_id: 435412566
title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "$56.91"
currency: USD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 9
category: "Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time"
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# 100% vegan & guilt-free Individually wrapped freshness 12 hilariously twisted fortunes Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** $56.91
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎉 Crack open a cookie, unleash the sass, and join the laughter revolution!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** $56.91 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/435412566-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-sassy-dozen-let-your)

## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Vegan Delight:** 100% plant-based cookies that satisfy your sweet tooth and your values.
- • **Freshness Sealed:** Individually wrapped cookies keep every bite crisp and ready to prank.
- • **Crafted by Comedy Pros:** Each fortune penned by professional comedy writers for guaranteed laughs.
- • **Locally Made with Love:** Baked in Indianapolis, the fortune cookie capital, supporting local craftsmanship.
- • **Sassy & Safe for All Ages:** Wickedly funny fortunes with zero dirty talk—perfect for every crowd.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes Sassy Dozen offers 12 individually wrapped, vegan-friendly fortune cookies filled with professionally written, hilariously twisted fortunes safe for all ages. Made in Indianapolis, these firm vanilla-flavored cookies deliver a unique blend of sweet crunch and salty humor, perfect for gifting or spicing up any occasion.

## Description

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Review: Hilarious Gift - They were absolutely hilarious & taste like a normal fortune cookie so nothing off thankfully 🙌🏻
Review: Worth the money - They were so funny! Definitely will be buying them again. Pranked my father in law with them and I can’t wait to get someone else and they actually tasted good for being a “miss fortune”!🤣

## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
- SAFE FOR ALL AGES: All the gloomy fun of our other Miss Fortunes, but without all the dirty talk.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
- MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0B14QWW3R |
| Age Range Description | All Ages |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #31,311 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #8 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Sassy Dozen |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 444 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 10 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Firm |
| Item Form | Fortune Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 0.13 kg |
| Item Weight | 3.9 ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 12 |
| Number of Pieces | 12 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides funny entertainment, suitable for all ages, and caters to vegan diets. |
| Set Name | The Sassy Dozen |
| Size | 12 count (Pack of 1) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| UPC | 658238851385 |
| Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 12
- **Occasion:** Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day
- **Unit Count:** 3.9 Ounce

## Images

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## Available Options

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hilarious Gift
*by A***G on July 21, 2026*

They were absolutely hilarious & taste like a normal fortune cookie so nothing off thankfully 🙌🏻

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Worth the money
*by K***E on June 18, 2026*

They were so funny! Definitely will be buying them again. Pranked my father in law with them and I can’t wait to get someone else and they actually tasted good for being a “miss fortune”!🤣

### ⭐⭐⭐ Not like the gane
*by E***. on July 16, 2026*

Tastes good but fortunes are not as silly and funny as I had hoped. Some are kind of dumb

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*Last updated: 2026-08-04*