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product_id: 410025375
title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, St. Patrick's Day Fun For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies)"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "$41.04"
currency: USD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 5
url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/410025375-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-unlucky-dozen-st-patricks
store_origin: US
region: United States of America
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# 100% vegan ingredients 12 vibrant green cookies 12 unique, professionally written jokes Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, St. Patrick's Day Fun For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies)

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** $41.04
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🍀 Crack open laughs, not luck—fortune’s never been this funny!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, St. Patrick's Day Fun For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies) by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** $41.04 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Why This Product

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## Key Features

- • **100% Vegan & Guilt-Free:** Indulge without compromise—plant-based, cruelty-free treats that align with your conscious lifestyle.
- • **Locally Crafted with Pride:** Handmade in Indianapolis, the fortune cookie capital, supporting authentic American craftsmanship.
- • **Unmatched Humor, Zero Repeats:** Each cookie delivers a fresh, side-splitting fortune—no duplicates, guaranteed to keep your party buzzing.
- • **Individually Wrapped for Freshness:** Hygienic, portable, and perfect for sharing—each cookie stays crisp and ready to spark laughter.
- • **Vibrant Green for St. Paddy’s Vibes:** Celebrate in style with eye-catching green cookies that scream festive fun and exclusivity.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes offers a box of 12 individually wrapped, vibrant green fortune cookies crafted for St. Patrick’s Day. Each cookie features a unique, professionally written humorous fortune with no repeats, made from 100% vegan ingredients. Proudly produced in Indianapolis, these cookies combine festive flair with edgy comedy to ignite conversations and laughter at any gathering.

## Description

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## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
- A GREAT ADULT PARTY STARTER: Get your gathering off to an outrageous start with messages that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- NO REPEAT MESSAGES GUARANTEED: If you find two of the same joke in the same bag, we will let you fire a random employee of your choice.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
- PROUDLY MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.

## Images

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## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color, Size** options.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fortunes too dirty sex for me.
*by M***S on March 12, 2025*

Arrived on time. It was part of a St. Patrick Day gift. I’m glad it wasn’t for a child or tween because some of the fortunes were risqué. Tastes like fortune cookies. The red ones are salty & their flavor tastes like playdough. I’m thinking the red one was a mistake since these were suppose to be all green? But, the other cookies are ok.

### ⭐⭐⭐ Mediocre
*by K***. on March 17, 2025*

Not as funny as I was expecting.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A fun twist for D&D
*by N***R on June 11, 2024*

During a one-shot, I used these for critical fails and adapted the fortune to an in-game consequence. The players thought it was pretty funny and enjoyed the cookies just as much. Solid purchase.

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*Last updated: 2026-03-20*