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product_id: 401090392
title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "$56.75"
currency: USD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 9
category: "Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time"
url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/401090392-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-fortunes-against-humanity-offend-someone
store_origin: US
region: United States of America
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# 100% vegan & guilt-free 12 individually wrapped cookies 12 devilishly dark fortunes Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** $56.75
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🌶️ Crack open chaos with every cookie – offend, amuse, repeat!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** $56.75 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/401090392-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-fortunes-against-humanity-offend-someone)

## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
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## Key Features

- • **Top-Rated Fun:** Join thousands who rated these #9 in Fortune Cookies—because edgy humor never goes out of style.
- • **Vegan & Proud:** Savor guilt-free vanilla fortune cookies crafted entirely from plant-based ingredients.
- • **Perfectly Packaged:** Individually wrapped for freshness, hygiene, and easy sharing at any adult gathering.
- • **Dark Humor Delivered:** Unleash the boldest, most wicked fortunes that spark laughter and shock at every bite.
- • **Party Starter Guaranteed:** Turn any celebration into a riot of laughter with fortunes designed to offend (lovingly).

## Overview

Miss Fortunes offers a pack of 12 vegan, individually wrapped fortune cookies infused with dark, edgy humor designed for adult parties and prank lovers. With a firm vanilla cookie base and wickedly funny fortunes printed in the USA, these cookies are a top-rated, unique gift that guarantees laughs and a little shock at every bite.

## Description

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Review: Hilarious Gift - They were absolutely hilarious & taste like a normal fortune cookie so nothing off thankfully 🙌🏻
Review: Worth the money - They were so funny! Definitely will be buying them again. Pranked my father in law with them and I can’t wait to get someone else and they actually tasted good for being a “miss fortune”!🤣

## Features

- NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED: Beware! These are our bleakest creation yet. These fortunes are dark. Like, really dark.
- MESSAGES SO DARK, we could only get them printed in New Jersey.
- DEVILISHLY RED: You know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kind of gross.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B09NJXKJFW |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #27,946 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #6 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Against Humanity |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 451 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Firm |
| Item Form | Fortune Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 0.17 kg |
| Item Weight | 3.9 ounces |
| Manufacturer | Tankinz Noodle |
| Number of Items | 12 |
| Number of Pieces | 12 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day, Party |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Packaging Feature | Wrap |
| Product Benefits | Provides unique, dark humor entertainment and vegan-friendly, individually wrapped cookies. |
| Recommended Uses For Product | Adult parties, pranks, or gifts; humorous gifts |
| Set Name | Against Humanity |
| Size | 12 count (Pack of 1) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| UPC | 658238851408 |
| Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 12
- **Occasion:** Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day, Party
- **Unit Count:** 3.9 Ounce

## Images

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## Available Options

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hilarious Gift
*by A***G on July 21, 2026*

They were absolutely hilarious & taste like a normal fortune cookie so nothing off thankfully 🙌🏻

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Worth the money
*by K***E on June 18, 2026*

They were so funny! Definitely will be buying them again. Pranked my father in law with them and I can’t wait to get someone else and they actually tasted good for being a “miss fortune”!🤣

### ⭐⭐⭐ Few minutes of laughs but too costly
*by I***K on November 3, 2025*

Generally these were a hit and brought out lots of laughs. The taste was surprisingly good! Lost one star because we had a duplicate fortune and for 12 expensive cookies there should not have been a duplicate fortune. Lost another star because the cost was too high for only 12 cookies and 11 fortunes.

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*Store origin: US*
*Last updated: 2026-08-29*