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product_id: 401090392
title: "Fortunes Against Humanity – Offend Someone You Love Today"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "$39.21"
currency: USD
in_stock: null
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/401090392-fortunes-against-humanity-offend-someone-you-love-today
store_origin: US
region: United States of America
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# Individually wrapped for freshness 100% vegan ingredients 12 devilishly dark fortunes Fortunes Against Humanity – Offend Someone You Love Today

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** $39.21
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Summary

> 🌶️ Spice up your party with fortunes that bite back!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Fortunes Against Humanity – Offend Someone You Love Today by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** $39.21 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
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## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
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- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Vegan & Proud:** Savor cruelty-free fun with 100% vegan cookies—because your party vibes should be guilt-free.
- • **Freshness Sealed:** Each cookie is individually wrapped, ensuring every bite is as crisp and mischievous as the first.
- • **Dark Humor, Delivered:** Unleash the bleakest, most wicked fortunes that spark unforgettable laughs and edgy conversations.
- • **Made in the Darkest Corners:** Printed in New Jersey, these fortunes carry an authentic, devilish edge you won’t find anywhere else.
- • **Perfect Adult Party Icebreaker:** Offend someone you love today—because nothing bonds like a little dark humor at your next gathering.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes offers a bag of 12 individually wrapped, 100% vegan fortune cookies featuring dark, edgy humor designed for adult parties. Printed in New Jersey, these cookies deliver a unique blend of wicked fun and fresh, cruelty-free snacking—perfect for sparking bold conversations and unforgettable moments.

## Description

Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

## Features

- NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED: Beware! These are our bleakest creation yet. These fortunes are dark. Like, really dark.
- MESSAGES SO DARK, we could only get them printed in New Jersey.
- DEVILISHLY RED: You know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kind of gross.

## Images

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## Available Options

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The reading inside
*by C***O on April 2, 2025*

I liked the paper scrolls inside. The reading inside makes the cookie even better

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Everyone Enjoyed them.
*by G***L on February 14, 2025*

I sent them as Halloween Gifts to friends. They loved them.

### ⭐⭐⭐ not what i expected
*by J***A on December 3, 2024*

I was very disappointed in the messages inside of these, I assumed it’d be more of what you see on the back label, but many of the jokes were extremely racist or political in nature. Definitely was not the funny gift I thought they’d be. I assumed adult humor yes, but not like that.

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*Product available on Desertcart United States of America*
*Store origin: US*
*Last updated: 2026-02-08*