--- product_id: 380684262 title: "KUMLENMO fuck jar（5oz） Gift Jar,Fucks to Give,Fuck Wooden Cutout Letter Piece Bad Mood Vent Spoof Birthday Day,Holiday, Thanksgiving Christmas Gifts to Friend,Gag Funny Gift" brand: "kumlenmo" price: "$30.53" currency: USD in_stock: true reviews_count: 8 category: "Kumlenmo" url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/380684262-kumlenmo-fuck-jar-5oz-gift-jar-fucks-to-give-fuck store_origin: US region: United States of America --- # Eco-friendly wood Secure foam packaging Laser-cut precision KUMLENMO fuck jar（5oz） Gift Jar,Fucks to Give,Fuck Wooden Cutout Letter Piece Bad Mood Vent Spoof Birthday Day,Holiday, Thanksgiving Christmas Gifts to Friend,Gag Funny Gift **Brand:** kumlenmo **Price:** $30.53 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🪵 Give zero fucks, sustainably and stylishly. ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** KUMLENMO fuck jar（5oz） Gift Jar,Fucks to Give,Fuck Wooden Cutout Letter Piece Bad Mood Vent Spoof Birthday Day,Holiday, Thanksgiving Christmas Gifts to Friend,Gag Funny Gift by kumlenmo - **How much does it cost?** $30.53 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/380684262-kumlenmo-fuck-jar-5oz-gift-jar-fucks-to-give-fuck) ## Best For - kumlenmo enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted kumlenmo brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Year-Long Supply:** 100 laser-cut wooden 'fucks' inside—enough to last you a full year of stress relief and witty comebacks. - • **Desk-Ready Design:** Compact 5oz jar (4.4 x 2.3 x 2.3 in) fits perfectly on your desk or shelf—your daily reminder to keep calm and carry on. - • **Sustainably Sourced:** Crafted from responsibly harvested, non-endangered wood—because your vibe deserves a green tribe. - • **Conversation Starter:** A hilarious yet surprisingly effective communication tool—perfect for breaking the ice or lightening the mood at work or home. - • **Gift-Ready Packaging:** Arrives in soft foam-packed cardboard box—ready to impress as a gag gift or thoughtful stress-buster for friends and colleagues. ## Overview The KUMLENMO Fuck Jar is a 5oz glass jar filled with 100 laser-cut wooden 'fucks' made from responsibly sourced wood. Designed as a humorous and eco-conscious gift, it serves as a playful stress-relief tool and conversation starter, packaged securely for safe delivery. Perfect for professionals seeking a witty desk accessory or a memorable gag gift. ## Description Using responsibly sourced wood, each jar is lovingly filled with laser-cut fucks And the laser carved wooden card "fucks to give" Review: Great gag/white elephant gift, but also a useful tool - My boss loved this! He thought it was absolutely hilarious. He and his wife have decided to uses it as a marraige communication tool at the end of their day. Review: Funny and a good side gift as a joke that the recipient will keep. - It’s just a funny gift to make someone laugh. Someone mentioned the story it comes had a lot of spelling errors and looked cheap. Mine didn’t. There were a few spacing errors, but it was really well written. We were howling whilst reading. It’s not cheaply made. It’s cute. ## Features - Fuck gift:Prepare this great birthday or holiday spoof gift for your boyfriend or girlfriend, son, husband, wife, friend, colleague - Product material:Our choice of wood is use non-endangered tree species.Because we only have one Earth,so let's take good care of it. - Product attribute: Size 4.4 * 2.3 * 2.3in Weight: 5oz For each product, we use soft foam packing safety and shipping in cardboard boxes - Scope of application: Can be placed on the desk, bookshelf, bedroom always remind yourself that fuc k is a valuable asset. Don't let things and life or love bring you negative energy. - Each bottle contains 100pcs fuc ks, enough to last for about a year. If you need it, please purchase it immediately, it will be a good gift for you.（If there is any problem with the product, please contact us to solve it for you） ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B09HT6ZC7K | | Brand | KUMLENMO | | Brand Name | KUMLENMO | | Capacity | 5 ounces | | Customer Reviews | 4.9 out of 5 stars 4,487 Reviews | | Manufacturer Part Number | QTDP | | Material | Glass | | Material Type | Glass | | Number of Items | 1 | | Number of Packs | 1 | | Unit Count | 1 Count | ## Product Details - **Bottle Type:** Standard Bottle - **Brand:** KUMLENMO - **Capacity:** 5 ounces - **Material:** Glass - **Special Feature:** Wide Mouth ## Images ![KUMLENMO fuck jar（5oz） Gift Jar,Fucks to Give,Fuck Wooden Cutout Letter Piece Bad Mood Vent Spoof Birthday Day,Holiday, Thanksgiving Christmas Gifts to Friend,Gag Funny Gift - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61Uq38jnRsL.jpg) ## Questions & Answers **Q: Is this product eligible for international shipping?** A: This product is suitable for international shipping ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great gag/white elephant gift, but also a useful tool *by Q***R on May 23, 2026* My boss loved this! He thought it was absolutely hilarious. He and his wife have decided to uses it as a marraige communication tool at the end of their day. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Funny and a good side gift as a joke that the recipient will keep. *by J***P on December 20, 2025* It’s just a funny gift to make someone laugh. Someone mentioned the story it comes had a lot of spelling errors and looked cheap. Mine didn’t. There were a few spacing errors, but it was really well written. We were howling whilst reading. It’s not cheaply made. It’s cute. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great gag gift *by H***E on March 10, 2026* Put these in my father stocking for Christmas we had such a great laugh. 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