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product_id: 351155922
title: "I'm Perfectly Calm Dude, Calmer Than You are - The Big Lebowski Morale Patch 3.5\" x 2\" (Hook/Loop) Back"
brand: "empire tactical usa"
price: "$14.73"
currency: USD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 1
url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/351155922-im-perfectly-calm-dude-calmer-than-you-are-the-big
store_origin: US
region: United States of America
---

# 3.5" x 2" size Mil-spec durability Proudly made in the USA I'm Perfectly Calm Dude, Calmer Than You are - The Big Lebowski Morale Patch 3.5" x 2" (Hook/Loop) Back

**Brand:** empire tactical usa
**Price:** $14.73
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🕶️ Chill in Style with a Touch of Humor!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** I'm Perfectly Calm Dude, Calmer Than You are - The Big Lebowski Morale Patch 3.5" x 2" (Hook/Loop) Back by empire tactical usa
- **How much does it cost?** $14.73 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/351155922-im-perfectly-calm-dude-calmer-than-you-are-the-big)

## Best For

- empire tactical usa enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted empire tactical usa brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Patriotic Pride:** Support local craftsmanship with every purchase.
- • **Perfectly Sized:** Ideal dimensions for any gear or outfit.
- • **Unmatched Quality:** Crafted to withstand the test of time.
- • **Conversation Starter:** Show off your laid-back vibe with style.
- • **Versatile Attachment:** Hook/Loop backing for easy application.

## Overview

The 'I'm Perfectly Calm Dude' morale patch is a high-quality, durable accessory measuring 3.5" x 2". Made in the USA with mil-spec materials, this patch is designed to last forever while adding a touch of personality to your gear.

## Description

Empire Tactical USAI'm Perfectly Calm Dude, Calmer Than You are - The Big Lebowski Morale Patch 3.5" x 2" (Hook/Loop) Back

## Features

- High quality - Will Last forever.
- 3.5" x 2"
- Mil-spec, Ultra High Quality, MADE IN THE USA

## Product Details

- **Color:** black
- **Brand:** Empire Tactical USA
- **Material:** fabric
- **Style:** Embroidered
- **Theme:** The Big Lebowski
- **Shape:** Rectangular
- **Number of Pieces:** 1
- **Mounting Type:** hook, loop
- **Age Range (Description):** Adult
- **UPC:** 742033921791

## Images

![I'm Perfectly Calm Dude, Calmer Than You are - The Big Lebowski Morale Patch 3.5" x 2" (Hook/Loop) Back - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/915OIaf98lL.jpg)
![I'm Perfectly Calm Dude, Calmer Than You are - The Big Lebowski Morale Patch 3.5" x 2" (Hook/Loop) Back - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51FcAF+GBfL.jpg)
![I'm Perfectly Calm Dude, Calmer Than You are - The Big Lebowski Morale Patch 3.5" x 2" (Hook/Loop) Back - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51AbCgB7oUL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Looks good!
*by N***E on April 28, 2023*

I have a rottweiler puppy that is amazingly socialized and is training to be a certified service dog. At 4 months she will sit/sleep under the table for hours at the busiest restaurants with people and dogs walking by. This patch is perfect for her given people's misconceptions of the breed as a whole. It's great now because she is so young but will also be good when she is over 100+ pounds of muscle and people's stereotypes cause them fear. The velcro is secure, hopefully it stays that way. The white background is slightly concerning given she wears her vest at the park and other places that it may get dirty. That said, it's a tight weave so it should be fine.

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*Product available on Desertcart United States of America*
*Store origin: US*
*Last updated: 2026-07-09*