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product_id: 30451580
title: "DAMN YOU'RE OLD Happy Birthday Card"
brand: "design parlour"
price: "$22.39"
currency: USD
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/30451580-damn-youre-old-happy-birthday-card
store_origin: US
region: United States of America
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# DAMN YOU'RE OLD Happy Birthday Card

**Brand:** design parlour
**Price:** $22.39
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

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- **What is this?** DAMN YOU'RE OLD Happy Birthday Card by design parlour
- **How much does it cost?** $22.39 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Description

"DAMN YOU'RE OLD" HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD: Dinosaur Card. This funny birthday card says it all!!!!! It is the perfect card to give anyone who is getting a little "older." Also, it's a great card for anyone who's turning 40 or 50. It can also be given as an ironic birthday card to someone who's getting up there, but isn't too old yet ;) *****Please choose your dinosaur colors upon purchasing***** This card is a print from my pen & ink artwork. All of my cards are hand-cut & beautifully handcrafted. I only use heavy eco card stock and recycled envelopes.

## Images

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*Store origin: US*
*Last updated: 2026-02-26*