--- product_id: 2685968 title: "The La Jolla - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, 100% Awesome (Pink/White/Aqua)" brand: "sweetbands" price: "$0.08" currency: USD in_stock: false reviews_count: 8 url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/2685968-the-la-jolla-terry-cloth-sweatband-headband-100-awesome-pink store_origin: US region: United States of America --- # The La Jolla - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, 100% Awesome (Pink/White/Aqua) **Brand:** sweetbands **Price:** $0.08 **Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** The La Jolla - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, 100% Awesome (Pink/White/Aqua) by sweetbands - **How much does it cost?** $0.08 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Currently out of stock - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/2685968-the-la-jolla-terry-cloth-sweatband-headband-100-awesome-pink) ## Best For - sweetbands enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted sweetbands brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description La Jolla - a beautiful Southern California town cascading down a mountainside to the pristine beaches of the Pacific. A place where Ferraris prowl from coastal mansions to boutique-lined avenues, escorting their cargo to a midday bottle of Chablis. It’s all very idyllic, refined, and…tormented. You see, beneath all the gloss and glam, La Jolla has a serious problem. The prevalence of wildly wealthy medical professionals has turned La Jolla into a Disneyland for prescription drug abuse. La Jolla’s situation is unique in that it’s not the teenage kids who are using. It’s their bored, unemployable mothers who wait for their children to go to school before holding impromptu “women’s groups” where they mix and match their prescriptions to find new and more exciting highs. By early afternoon, the town is a freak show of 35 to 65 year-old female zombies. Bright red lipstick smeared over their faces, they stumble from shop to shop, loudly pronouncing their disgust. Many a Sweet 16 party has been ruined when a sauced up mob of nipple-slipping mothers took to the dance floor and started freaking the 15-year-old boys. Despite the sometimes violent public outbursts, the community does its best to keep the whole affair very hush hush. But there is hope for this tragic situation. Together with the kids of La Jolla who deal with these zombies on a daily basis, SweetBands developed The La Jolla band. Wearing this SweetBand tells the world that you’re not okay with being woken up at 2am the night before a test while your crying mother incoherently expresses her love for you and then admits to sleeping with the pool boy. It silently and defiantly says you’ve almost been run over by a Benz SUV one too many times. The kids of La Jolla are sick of it and they’re taking their town back! Whether prescription drug abuse among the 1% affects you or not, grab a La Jolla band and support the children of La Jolla in their noble cause. ## Images ![The La Jolla - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, 100% Awesome (Pink/White/Aqua) - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61ErlF04gRL.jpg) ![The La Jolla - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, 100% Awesome (Pink/White/Aqua) - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41c0TWxdg1L.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐ 1.0 out of 5 stars Picture is not accurate *by M***H on Reviewed in the United States on June 24, 2015* Not happy with my order. The band is good quality but it looks nothing like the picture. I bought it for my son but it won't work at all. It is actually pink, white, and pale blue. ### ⭐⭐⭐ 3.0 out of 5 stars Colors are NOT red, white, and blue! *by S***E on Reviewed in the United States on June 30, 2014* Pink, white, and blue. Must not have read but thought it was red, white, and blue. Oh well. I'll give it away to a kid on my XC team. Like the quality and use other headbands by the same company, it is just not depicted right in the picture. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars *by A***R on Reviewed in the United States on September 6, 2015* Wish it was a bit bigger, was a bit too tight on my friend's head. :/ --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.us/products/2685968-the-la-jolla-terry-cloth-sweatband-headband-100-awesome-pink](https://www.desertcart.us/products/2685968-the-la-jolla-terry-cloth-sweatband-headband-100-awesome-pink) --- *Product available on Desertcart United States of America* *Store origin: US* *Last updated: 2026-10-18*