--- product_id: 258149506 title: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box" brand: "the unemployed philosophers guild" price: "$70.36" currency: USD in_stock: true category: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild" url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/258149506-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest store_origin: US region: United States of America --- # 12 oz ceramic capacity Microwave & dishwasher safe Recyclable & BPA-free material The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box **Brand:** the unemployed philosophers guild **Price:** $70.36 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > ☕ Roast your mornings with Shakespeare’s sharpest wit! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box by the unemployed philosophers guild - **How much does it cost?** $70.36 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.us](https://www.desertcart.us/products/258149506-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest) ## Best For - the unemployed philosophers guild enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted the unemployed philosophers guild brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Conversation Starter:** Turn your coffee break into a clever roast session with friends and colleagues - • **Gift-Ready Packaging:** Arrives in a colorful, fun gift box—perfect for impressing your witty circle - • **Durable & Eco-Friendly:** Crafted from BPA-free, recyclable ceramic for guilt-free sipping - • **Effortless Everyday Use:** Microwave and dishwasher safe for your busy lifestyle - • **Sip with Shakespearean Sass:** 30 razor-sharp Bard insults printed all around ## Overview This 12 oz ceramic coffee mug features 30 of Shakespeare’s funniest and most biting insults, printed in a modern, reusable design. Made from BPA-free, recyclable materials, it’s microwave and dishwasher safe for convenience. Packaged in a vibrant gift box, it’s the perfect clever gift for professionals who appreciate literary humor and want to add a touch of wit to their daily coffee ritual. ## Description From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want to do is piss him off. Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England. His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldier to tears. The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. Some of our favorites are: "Oh gull, O dolt, As ignorant as dirt" "lump of foul deformity" "Thou art a boil, a plague sore" and the puzzling "Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog." All in all, there are 30 Shakespearian insults on the mug. So don't be "light of brain" or a "beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave"-Get one today! ## Features - Covered with 30 of the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. - So don't be "light of brain" or a "beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave"-Get one today! - 14 oz. mug. - Comes in a colorful box. - Click on the link to our store page near the product title to see more smart and clever gifts. UPG truly has presents of mind. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0038TYV7I | | Age Range Description | Adult | | Best Sellers Rank | #172,904 in Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Kitchen ) #4,772 in Coffee Cups & Mugs | | Brand Name | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | | Capacity | 12 Fluid Ounces | | Color | Insults | | Customer Reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (1,391) | | Global Trade Identification Number | 00814229000297 | | Included Components | Handle | | Is the item dishwasher safe? | Yes | | Is the item microwaveable? | Yes | | Item Weight | 358 g | | Manufacturer | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | | Manufacturer Part Number | 0065 | | Material Features | Recyclable | | Material Type | Ceramic | | Material Type Free | BPA Free | | Model Number | 0065 | | Number of Items | 1 | | Occasion | Birthday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day | | Other Special Features of the Product | Microwave Safe | | Pattern | Text | | Product Care Instructions | Machine Wash | | Product Style | Modern | | Recommended Uses For Product | Home | | Reusability | Reusable | | Shape | Round | | Size | standard | | Specific Uses For Product | Cold Drinks, Hot Drinks | | Subject Character | no character | | Theme | Comic | | UPC | 814229000297 | | Unit Count | 1.0 Count | ## Product Details - **Brand:** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild - **Capacity:** 12 Fluid Ounces - **Colour:** Insults - **Material:** Ceramic - **Special features:** Microwave Safe ## Images ![The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81S1z9y2UBL.jpg) ![The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71jqEF-8KiL.jpg) ![The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71RN8MUXLsL.jpg) ![The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81bzaWhylAL.jpg) ![The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A1jy+U1X+5L.jpg) ## Questions & Answers **Q: What are your mugs made of?** A: All mugs made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are made from ceramic! **Q: How many ounces is this mug?** A: The Shakespearean Insults Mug holds 14 oz (400mL). **Q: Is this mug microwave and dishwasher safe?** A: Yes! **Q: What is included?** A: You'll receive the mug boxed in its colorful and fun gift box! **Q: What can I put in my mug?** A: Whatever your heart desires. ## Frequently Bought Together - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz. - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild First Lines of Literature Coffee Mug - Famous Openings from Books, Novellas, and Short-Stories, Comes in a Box, 14oz - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Monty Python Quotes Coffee Mug - Famous Lines from Flying Circus, Holy Grail, and More, Comes in Gift Box, 14 oz --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.us/products/258149506-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest](https://www.desertcart.us/products/258149506-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest) --- *Product available on Desertcart United States of America* *Store origin: US* *Last updated: 2026-07-12*