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product_id: 258149506
title: "Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box"
brand: "the unemployed philosophers guild"
price: "$68.78"
currency: USD
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.us/products/258149506-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest-and-meanest-insults-comes
store_origin: US
region: United States of America
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# 12 oz ceramic capacity 30 iconic Shakespearean insults Comes in a vibrant gift box Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box

**Brand:** the unemployed philosophers guild
**Price:** $68.78
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎭 Sip Boldly, Insult Brilliantly!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box by the unemployed philosophers guild
- **How much does it cost?** $68.78 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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- the unemployed philosophers guild enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted the unemployed philosophers guild brand quality
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## Key Features

- • **Gift-Ready Packaging:** Arrives in a colorful, eye-catching box that screams ‘smart gift’ for the literary elite.
- • **Sip with Shakespearean Sass:** Enjoy your coffee with 30 of the Bard’s sharpest, wittiest insults printed all around.
- • **Unleash Your Inner Wordsmith:** Channel Elizabethan wit and impress colleagues or friends with your clever mug choice.
- • **Perfectly Sized for Your Brew:** 12 oz ceramic mug designed for your ideal coffee or tea portion.
- • **Microwave Safe for Modern Mornings:** Heat up your drink without worry—this mug is microwave safe for convenience.

## Overview

This 12 oz ceramic coffee mug from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild features 30 of Shakespeare’s most biting and hilarious insults, printed in vivid detail. Microwave safe and packaged in a colorful gift box, it’s the perfect blend of literary wit and everyday practicality—ideal for professionals who appreciate smart humor with their morning brew.

## Description

From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want to do is piss him off. Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England. His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldier to tears. The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. Some of our favorites are: "Oh gull, O dolt, As ignorant as dirt" "lump of foul deformity" "Thou art a boil, a plague sore" and the puzzling "Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog." All in all, there are 30 Shakespearian insults on the mug. So don't be "light of brain" or a "beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave"-Get one today!

## Features

- Covered with 30 of the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays.
- So don't be "light of brain" or a "beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave"-Get one today!
- 14 oz. mug.
- Comes in a colorful box.
- Click on the link to our store page near the product title to see more smart and clever gifts. UPG truly has presents of mind.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Brand | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
| Model Number | 0065 |
| Color | Insults |
| Diameter | 3.88 Inches |
| Capacity | 12 Fluid Ounces |
| Material | Ceramic |
| Auto Shutoff | No |
| Special Features | Microwave Safe |
| Item Weight | 454 g |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
- **Material:** Ceramic
- **Colour:** Insults
- **Capacity:** 12 Fluid Ounces
- **Special features:** Microwave Safe

## Images

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## Questions & Answers

**Q: What are your mugs made of?**
A: All mugs made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are made from ceramic!

**Q: How many ounces is this mug?**
A: The Shakespearean Insults Mug holds 14 oz (400mL).

**Q: Is this mug microwave and dishwasher safe?**
A: Yes!

**Q: What is included?**
A: You'll receive the mug boxed in its colorful and fun gift box!

**Q: What can I put in my mug?**
A: Whatever your heart desires.

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*Last updated: 2026-02-10*